Pam Anderson Is Now Officially America's Problem

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Pammie's sun-damaged skin and exponentially enhanced mammaries are synonymous with carefree, unprotected California living, so it's surprising that it's taken this long for the U.S. to finally make an honest woman out of Anderson. The beach-loving animal rights activist announced on her website that she is now an American citizen.

On her site, she wrote, "Being a citizen excites me not just because I can vote, but because I can crack the whip on Capitol Hill to defend animals." Now, I'm trying to understand--is her aversion to using sunscreen because she's concerned about animal testing? Because there are plenty of brands that don't.

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11 Comments

April 29, 2008 8:08 PM

Well, you got Jim Carrey and now her. Think you guys can take Celine and Avril?

Is it just me or does she look pregnant and on crack...

Is it just me or does she look pregnant and on crack...

April 30, 2008 12:59 AM

What happened? Girl needs to stay in out of the sun, get some sleep & tone down on that war paint. She's still a cutie pie, but a rapidly aging cutie pie.

I'm glad I saw this photo at the beginning of our summer. Definitely going to use the sunscreen on my face! It's Pammie's forehead lines that really age her. Wow. Looks like my grandpa.

she would look a little less old if she grew some eyebrows.. those thin penciled in looking ones are gross

She's a pathetic, has-been, freakshow who should STOP getting married and go back to Canada. We have enough skanks here...

April 30, 2008 9:14 AM

Persistant Cat - throw in Bryan Adams and you've got a deal

Get off crack and start cracking the whip for animal rights. Good plan, Pammie!

April 30, 2008 10:12 AM

If they're no longer pretty, funny, musically inclined or when they've gone bat-shit insane we let you have them ;)
The good ones keep those CAN passports so they can travel the world with ease.
Thanks again little brotha!

July 12, 2008 9:54 AM


Is Pam Anderson from Canada???

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