Here's "the cast" of the Hills on the cover of Rolling Stone. Remind me to cancel my subscription. Ok, I don't actually subscribe but if I did, watch out, Jann Wenner! I'm not sure how these biddies got famous because that is not real life they're reflecting. I actually watched it for the first time recently, and I wanted to give my eyes back to Jesus.
And for those of you who care, it's all sort of spicy...ok, I can't even lie. It sounds incredibly dull. Audrina, Lauren, and Lo moved in together. They had a housewarming party. Some old boyfriend from high school showed up. Justin Bobby got a haircut. Heidi made some ho stay home with her. Brody Jenner sucks. You know, the usual. That pained me to write.
Yoshi says:
:l I can't believe it. Rolling Stone has had a great run of cover stories, and now this?! Ugh. I'd rather have Death Cab for cutie on the cover.
Persistent Cat says:
I've already written Rolling Stone a letter telling them never make me embarrassed to be seen with their magazine again after putting that High School Musical boy on the cover but now this shit? Fuck. I do have a subscription. Is there music on their show? As far as I know, no one's a musician. I make an effort to not read posts on any of them, I do my best not to comment and this is what I fucking get.
Well, I guess they'll get another email. And a threat. I mean for God's sake, they just had Keith, Mick and Jack White on the cover. They've had Bruce on the cover. Bruce fucking Springsteen!!!!! And now this. Ugh.
Schmillian says:
I love you Mr. J. Harvey!!! This was the funniest shit I have read in a while.
Rolling Stone has hit an all time low. Shame on them.
Schmillian says:
I love you Mr. J. Harvey!!! This was the funniest shit I have read in a while.
Rolling Stone has hit an all time low. Shame on them.
Schmillian says:
I love you Mr. J. Harvey!!! This was the funniest shit I have read in a while.
Rolling Stone has hit an all time low. Shame on them.
Zelda F. says:
More like Tiger Beat, circa 1971. Rolling Stone SHOULD be embarrassed by this shit. Nothing like a bunch of horney old men salivating after a bunch of .... Oh, I can't say "sweet young things" because they're a bunch of fake, vapid, skanky ho's ... so let's just say, Rolling Stone and Rock & Roll just officially died with THIS cover!
btchyspice says:
come on. let's look at the positive side. at least heidi maintains her "whore-ish" status with her pose.
and so shortly after the tragic death of her step-brother (who was so proud of her, had to keep the soldiers in order whence her maxim cover hit, and who lauren totally did not send condolences for--omg!.) let's put things in her perspective. it's good to see she's putting things past her.