The star of The Hills and part-time volunteer lingerie model, Heidi Montag, hit up the Late Show and took the opportunity to try and win over America by talking shit about Lauren Conrad in between flashing her giant veneers to the audience and Dave. And I'm not sure, but I'd be willing to be money that is a Jessica Simpson wig on her vacant plastic head.
Not one to play coy, Heidi obligingly went into detail about how Lauren tried to break up Heidi's relationship with Spencer Pratt (something they know how to do on their own, thankyouverymuch!) and kept insisting that a sex-tape of Lauren did exist at some point.
The best part, by far, though was when Heidi explained to us what it is Spencer does for a living. According to the bubbly blonde, "He's a money-making media mogul." That's such resume speak for "porn producer."
Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com
8 more photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at the Late Show, plus the second part of the interview, is after the jump.
btchyspice says:
she f'in' grosses me up. there went my dinner.
Sage says:
I don't know what's worse...that Dave had her on his show (for what?!) or that I am spending my time reading and commenting on her. Yikes!
babs says:
that boy is a d-o-u-c-h-e, DOUCHE!
Marta says:
she's pathetic
spaz says:
so, now late night talk shows are for having nobodies on to gossip about their friends?
Johnny Carson is turning over in his grave.
David Letterman is now dead to me.
Pam says:
I thought people went on talk shows to bolster their careers not to act like a freaking middle schooler. Why won't she just go away?
Anonymous says:
Her shoes are fierce, I love them!
judithjetson says:
Oh my god! WTF is she wearing? Is that trash rag from her "clothing line?" I use that term loosely.
Rachel says:
Why do people not see that she was NOT put on the show to give her more spotlight?? She was put on there so people could be entertained by simply listening to her "um like totally sound like an idiot like ya know?!" Public humiliation is CLASSIC humor.
Letterman didn't even have to ask questions to make the audience laugh. I cracked up laughing whenever Letterman asked her what Spencer actually did for a living to be so successful. "Spencer has done everything, like, he does so much stuff and made so much money in, like, every industry its crazy but hes great!" With that being said he sarcastically looked suprised and impressed and she pick up on the sarcasm which made it even better.
(Kinda makes you think twice about med school and working hard for your money, after all, he is making way more than any doctor...oh and look at the requirements for his job: BEING AN IDIOT TO LAUGH AT ON TV!")
FINALLY a talk show host was able to point out that she is "an oh-so-famous celebrity" despite the fact that she has done nothing with her life but make hard working people sick to their stomach.