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I know that's rough, but this woman tooled herself beyond all recognition and it's saddened me. I have straight friends who mourn with their penises daily over what this chick did to herself. Here's Jenna Jameson sobbing outside of Chinawhite in London, England after bouncers allegedly kicked her out for trying to coke up in the bathroom. Uh, the bar's called Chinawhite? And they have an anti-drug policy?

Jenna had been partying with the Chelsea Stars football team, and impressing them with her "raunchy dancing" when she tried to retire to the ladies with a friend.

"She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi. But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears," a friend of hers told the press. American pigs! HAH! Coke tears!

Jenna will get over it, there's millions of bathroom stalls to do millions of lines in. She's got forever or until the cocaine stops her heart or she renders herself unable to snort any more by completely removing her nose.

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Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

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4 Comments

May 1, 2008 5:39 PM

Don't cry little coke whore. Your broken heart will heal and you'll learn to love again.

May 1, 2008 6:31 PM

Chinawhite is in London, England not Liverpool!!!

May 2, 2008 1:20 AM

Jenna, your behavior is not cool.

May 2, 2008 7:53 PM

Jenna Jameson is anti-drugs. That's been a well-known thing among her fans for years now. I was at the party and I can confirm that poor jenna was only trying to re-touch her lipgloss. A very rude bouncer decided to pull jenna out of the toilet, because her make-up artist was in the same toilet (with the door open) applying the gloss with a brush. Jenna's her bodyguard then intervened and in the heated moment, she somehow got elbowed in the face. hence why she left crying! the club's bouncers were very rude to Jenna and they behaved very unprofessionally. I felt sorry for her

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