Paulagate VXI continues! American Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe says that Simon Cowell is WAY more daffy than Paula. That's totally impossible unless Simon has started chasing boilermakers with fistfuls of Nembutal and followed THAT with a couple of hits on a gigantic blunt. Because Paula's f*cked up!
"There's no one more ditzy than Simon!" he said Thursday at the BAFTA Comedy Awards in L.A. Did Paula perform? "Or more ass-y than Simon when he wants to be. Depends on the night."
Is he saying Simon has more curvaceous buttocks than Paula? I need to see this. His sweater moobs have already drawn me in, like a moth to a flame, burned by the fire.
Lythgoe says that Paula isn't going anywhere. Idol producers are still chalking up last week's Jason-Castro-didn't-sing-two-songs-so-why-are-you-judging-two-bitch? mess to a production change at the last minute.
Simon better not stand for being the scapegoat for Paula's drunkenness. He better speak up on Tuesday night. He should point to her and say "this slapper is pissed. I might be a complete prat, but there's no way in bloody hell I would ever come on live telly acting this barmy." Look, I can write British!
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Charles R. Sears II says:
If Paula has so much back pain how did she do the new video with Randy? She is doped to the gills and drunk!It is obvious when she slurs her words on the show and last year when she did promos for the show and "bombed" when she was drunk and or high/confused,blaming technical difficulties.She needs to be fired from AI...she is a fake.
Simon is the only one of the judges who is brave enough to tell the truth to the contestants. I listen to him...the contestants who do move on,those who don't get voted off. Paula just okays everybody..she loves everyones..she is just a love machine!
daniele says:
Will you please stop picking on Paula? she messed up this time, sure. but 90 % of the time, she does very well. Ho about giving her some credit for that instead of just focusing on the one time this season she messed up? idiot
Lex says:
i love paula. She did a one-time mistake. now it is time to move on. leave her alone. she is great judge.
T-Bone says:
Bottom line is the show is a huge success. They'd be foolish to mess with the dynamics of it at this point.
Gretchen says:
J Harvey, you are such a good writer. I can always tell your voice as soon as I start reading, and even when you are the teensiest bit nasty, you are so clever. I wish we could be BFFs, but I live in Chicago and my husband would kill me. Anyway, I will continue to admire you from afar. Best, -- Gretchen
babygirl says:
Simon is so damn fine.