Here's John Mayer showing off a t-shirt the paps gave him outside of the Costume Institute Gala last night. For the visually impaired, it read "Mr. Douchebag" before he messed it up. Mayer and the photogs have kind of a love-hate relationship. Mayer is the one of the few celebs who will verbally joust with them. Or smoke weed and babble at them. But he's also a douchebag and they want him to know it. It might be the haircut. You're not funny, John.
"Badass" is not the word that comes to mind when I think of John Mayer.
Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com
More of John Mayer and his badass T-shirt are after the jump.
Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com
tommy jorgenson says:
Isn't that sort of like Colin Quinn saying Carlos Mencia isn't funny?
garbage says:
I'd have to disagree. I think he's pretty funny. His music, well, not to my liking.
ff says:
---- like. umm you're hotter, NO you're hotter.
---- jen- I'm gonna pee on ya know b*tch, you want it or want it?
----- hell I do, pee on me john mayer, pee on me now!!!
I want it! I need it!
----- if you want it, you got it wh)re, you are my b*tch. tell me am I hotter then Brad ... Tell me skanky sl*t! you are a slUt!
---- I am john mayer, I am.
---- do you think of me when you spread your azz cheeks to paps?
------ oh you bet I am... I imagine you peeing on me. I listen to your body is a wonderland on my Ipod and I secretly touch myself LOL.
And you're way hotter than Brad. Now tell me, am I hotter than hoLIE the skank?
(JM scratches his head -- pauses for a few seconds)
----- you paused there douchebag! YOU PAUSED THERE!!!
---- HELL NO I DIDN'T PAUSE THERE!!!! HELLZZZ NOOO!!! I've got fleas in my hair. my jenny-- I didn't take a shower the last 45 days, I've got fleas m*therf*cker FLEAS!!!!!!!!
---- OMG, like ... I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. you told huvane at the meeting that you find me sexier than skangelina!! refund the money I paid you. NOW!!! I'll wipe you off from the music industry. you won't even be able to post your home-made vids at fcuking youtube!!!!!!
rocklighting says:
does anyone else thing he looks like Rick Springfield in the "jesse's girl" video?
green cardigan says:
The words 'Knob Jockey' comes to mind rather than 'Bad Ass'.
I have no idea who this boyo is, no idea what his music is like (but can take a wild guess....shite), I am just very thankful he isn't well known in Europe and am hoping it stays that way. Something about his smarmyness and 'wacky' coolness makes me want punch his lights out.
Ok, time for coffee...
b.SophiaLoren says:
I think this is pretty funny. Aside from the fact that he may have kissed Perez "disgrace to the rainbow coalition" Hilton, he's alright.
kmac says:
Better than other celebrities who take themselves sooooo seriously. I'll take a sense of humor any day.