Tom Cruise has brought his official web presence to the 'Net. It's a retrospective of Tom Cruise's 27 years in the biz. And it's got some seriously obnoxious music. For real, hit "mute" on your volume before viewing.
The "highlight" of the site is a video clip compiling Tom's greatest moments in film. It's set to the theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Cruise is totally comfortable with his self-love. I know that there's some Xenu code written into this site which is going to make me donate 75% of my income to the thetans. Good luck. Can you break a $20?
"My hope with this site is to bring you in and share with you the fun I experience every day during the filmmaking process, from working on the script, to the making of the film through to what we finally see when we settle into our seats and the lights go down," he says in the intro.
In other Cruise news, really old movie mogul Sumner Redstone has given Tom the ok to star in the Paramount Pictures-produced Mission Impossible IV. This is interesting because Redstone, the head of Viacom which is the parent company of Paramount, ended Cruise's working relationship with Paramount in August 2006. This was after Cruise jumped Oprah's couch.
"I consider Tom Cruise a great actor and a good friend," Redstone said. "And if Paramount decides -- and they will make the decision -- to move ahead with him, I will not object."
Redstone and Cruise were spotted dining together in March, so maybe they buried the hatchet. Or there was some kidnapping and brainwashing. Don't look at me like that, Katie Holmes just got back from a concentration camp!
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Tonya says:
What is your obsession with Tom Cruise? Is it a slow news week? Your posts are silly and downright offensive, particularly when you make obnoxious comments about his 2 year old daughter. He is a contributing member of society and a wonderful father. What is your issue with him? It's gotten old.
KMac says:
No it hasn't gotten old. While Tom's PR machine's attempt to whitewash him back into normalcy are admirable, they can't change the facts. The dude is a card-carrying dyed-in-the-wool Zenu-worshipping freakshow.
say what? says:
Tonya, Xenu is calling you! report back to the mothership for your auditing session.
guess who was also a contributing member of society and a good father (to SOME of his kids)? Josef Fritzl of Austria.
If you find the posts on this site to be "silly" and "offensive", I suggest you read something else. Perhaps your worn out copy of Dianetics or Battlefield Earth.