Mariah Carey is demented. Imagine being her pet? Before the insta-wedding chaos, Mariah was at the premiere of her new flick Tennessee, and sporting a pink Hello Kitty Band-Aid on her hand. It turns out that her beloved pooch Jack turned on her ass and chomped down. You try being dressed in a unicorn costume!
"People keep shaking my hand really hard, like 'hi' and I'm like 'get off my freaking dog bite!'" she said to the press. "So anyways, if I'm wearing a band-aid, I thought it might as well be a cute one. Everyone's making it a whole dramatic moment about the band-aid. Golly. Really! It's a band-aid."
Did she actually say "golly?" The film's producer quickly stepped in to assure the press that Mariah didn't put Jack in the oven for his betrayal.
"Jack is very important to her. She's very loving with him. If you don't have kids, animals are extra important to you," said executive producer Sarah Siegel Magnuss.
Flash forward six months from now to Nick Cannon with Jack in a backpack rappelling down the wall of Mariah's high-rise at 2 AM. He's wearing a pink Prince Charming costume and sobbing, not caring if he falls 25 stories because it still means he escaped from Mariah's insane stunted youth fairy tale kingdom.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
jbonz says:
Can't someone boil this woman down for fuel oil?
Pam says:
Go Jack Go!! I don't blame Jack. If I was her dog, I would bite her too.
Genny says:
How original. A Jack Russell named Jack.
I wonder if he bit her because she tastes like sugar and butterflies? Or if he really hates her perfume?
Applespice says:
He's probably hoping she'd shut-up already. Go Jack!
(lol- sorry- I'm not a Mariah fan)
tony the tiger says:
I own a Jack Russell too. I heard that Mariah's dog never interacts with other dogs which is why he is probably so miserable. Dogs are pack animals and need the compan of other dogs. Shame on her.
tony the tiger says:
I own a Jack Russell too. I heard that Mariah's dog never interacts with other dogs which is why he is probably so miserable. Dogs are pack animals and need the compan of other dogs. Shame on her.
b.SophiaLoren says:
Lol- Nick with Jack in a backpack! A boy and his dog... you're in rare form as always, Harvey.
TS says:
Why bother biting? All he has to do is drop his body weight and pull her down to the ground. She can't do a thing about it in those heels. :)
hauite says:
Mariah has been wearing that stupid band-aid for the last couple of months.... go look at any photo of her from the last 2 months.
She is telling the same story over and over... face it the dog did not bite her... she is just a moron who wants to wear a band-aid daily as part of her fashion statement. And using the poor dog as her excuse. Geez... she is a nut case. haha!
Patrick says:
Genny: How original. A Jack Russell named Jack.
His full name is Jackson P. Muttley
Jack is the shortened version