Jason Castro Takes His Stoned Ass Home

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We all knew that this was coming. Stoned pigeon Jason Castro was voted off American Idol last night. The dreadlocked stoner turned in two below average performances the night before which had Simon telling him to pack his bags.

Castro had an extremely "off" night on Tuesday. His performance of "I Shot The Sherrif" was called "atrocious" by Simon, and he actually forgot the lyrics to "Mr. Tambourine Man."

"I don't know what happened," he said with a nervous smirk. "Everything just got all off," he said backstage.

I know what happened. Devil weed. You were locked inside the control room in your mind and it was all hazy. All you wanted was a plate of cupcakes and to watch Planet Earth on Blu-Ray while your mind wandered.

So we're down to Syesha, the dopey little bastard, and David Cook. She's so gone next week, and it's going to be a David-palooza.

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5 Comments

Well, there goes the pretty.

May 8, 2008 6:17 PM

here here bk

May 9, 2008 2:17 AM

He is extremely unattractive. I bet his hair stinks.

May 9, 2008 12:11 PM


Jacob, you're on crack. He is a good looking kid, it's obvious. Don't hate!

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT JASON SMOKES WEED!!! THERE IS NO WAY IN THE WORLD THAT HE WOULD EVER DO SUCH A THING!!! UNTILL YOU HAVE PROOF DONT SAY THAT ABOUT HIM!!
HE IS A GOOD SINGER, GOOD LOOKING AND HE IS VERY VERY VERY VERY SWEET!!!! HE PROBALY SINGS BETTER THAN YOU!!!

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