Some of these pictures are way too much. That baby looks like it's wondering just what the hell it got born into. Nicole Richie looks like she accidentally got knocked up by the developmentally challenged gardener and is trying to pass his ass off as functional. Here's Nicole and father to her baby Joel Madden posing all over Harper's Bazaar. Nicole's dad Lionel Richie is in on the action, too.
Nicole is all jazzed about being a Mom (when she actually sees her child). She says that the one thing she doesn't do is change diapers. She leaves that to the baby's father.
"It's his time with her. He sings to her. ... He laughs with her, plays with her. It's amazing," she says. Well, I'm glad someone's actually interacting with that child.
Nicole says the very presence of their child Harlow has supposedly caused her friends to tone down their trashy behavior.
"I feel like my group of five to 10 friends, they really love her, like she's theirs ... My friends never go outside for smoke breaks anymore, they don't curse, they are definitely more demure. It's actually been really interesting," she says.
Yeah, I'm sure Paris Hilton has stopped spreading her legs for every Tom, Dick, and Harry just because you gave birth. She may have curbed her smoking but I still wouldn't let her near the baby unless she boils herself first.
More photos from Harper's Bazaar of Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, Harlow with Lionel Richie after the jump.
EVIL_ ONE says:
wow J.Harvey.... you are such a hater!
SweetSoprano says:
The gardening pic is the one that did it for me. Oh look how cute! She's trimming something and he's raking...rocks? Oh and is it just me or does it look like Nicole is sleeping in the pic where Joel is playing the guitar? Proof that I'm not the only one that falls asleep while listening to their music
rootabega says:
they are so lame.
lils says:
Pic N. 1. She looks like the poster child for Teen Pregnancy...
leilah says:
Okay, either Nicole changed into glamour outfits 5 times in 1 or 2 days (typical new mommy), or Joel shops the Johnny Cash apparel line exclusively. If Nicole generally dresses up around the house, somebody else must be holding Harlow, cuz bottle-fed babies regularly spit up...
joan durtz says:
Corny.
Bozo Goop says:
She's still a talentless whore, right?
malvolio says:
...hmmmm...no "cute baby" comments yet, wonder why?...nicole needs to upgrade her newest accessory...perhaps something from africa or china...
che says:
thats cute. she changed a lot. good luck
che says:
thats cute.... she changed a lot. goodluck.. :)
che says:
thats cute.... she changed a lot. goodluck.. :)
A big Fan says:
damn guys dont you have better things to do than pic on nicole.I mean nicole can be like paris who is way totaly doff.she has made somthing more out of her life keep going u rock nicole and ur baby is beautifull.