Oh lord. We knew this day was coming, but we were really, really hoping to be dead before it happened. Perez Hilton has unveiled his clothing line for Hot Topic. I'm going to hate myself for writing this, but it actually totally makes sense and he'll probably make a good chunk of money on it. His wares are like those he peddles on his gossip site, cheap, easy and created with 12-year-old girls in mind.
Also, I've never been one to jump on the Perez bandwagon, but I never noticed that he actually has really striking blue eyes - it's probably because his hair was always so heinous that I hadn't really noticed. Maybe he should just stick to hats.
In any case, I'm pretty sure I can't fit into any of that shit and I'm already ashamed enough of how I make my money as it is - no need to advertise with a "Gossip Gangster" pair of flip-flops.
Photos: WENN
More photos of Perez Hilton pimping his wares after the jump.
Queen Elizabeth III says:
Guns and Skull & Bones symbols on the clothing of preteen girls! You stupid ugly maggot retard!!
Grow a brain retard.
Flaming gay men should not be around teenage girls. The thought of it is disgusting. He has emotional problems that manifest in his attempt to imitate a woman. He is a poor imitation of a woman. This is a hostile homosexual who hides behind a hyper-feminine act and a smile.
He fools no one.
Queen Elizabeth III says:
Guns and Skull & Bones symbols on the clothing of preteen girls! You stupid ugly maggot retard!!
Grow a brain retard.
Flaming gay men should not be around teenage girls. The thought of it is disgusting. He has emotional problems that manifest in his attempt to imitate a woman. He is a poor imitation of a woman. This is a hostile homosexual who hides behind a hyper-feminine act and a smile.
He fools no one. He's a fat disgusting creep.
Stickler says:
Oh. No. Way. Agh!
Leanne H. Potter says:
WUGH! What a total douchebag. I have no words.
Scott says:
ugh- pure trash
Scott says:
ugh- pure trash
Kristie says:
How ironic is it that a gossip blogger is blogging about a gossip blogger.
DaDa says:
I wonder what he would gossip about this shitty collection? Lameeeee
sammi says:
WTF...Did you say striking blue eyes...gross!!! please don't go to the darkside..he/she is a fat pig with zero class. YUCK!!!!
jbonz says:
Perez is quickly becoming the very thing he lambastes on his website.
Does this mean he will be getting collagen injections and rubber titties before making his breakthrough video with Timbaland?
(If you are easily offended, do NOT click here!)
katenka says:
I have nothing against gays (unlike some commenters? cough cough) and think much like the general population, they run the full parenting/mentor gamut from shitty to great. Right? But this clothing line was created by the sinister speedfreak cousin of Lisa Frank! Once I was over ten, I would have been ridiculed to the point of suicide for sporting any full outfit above.
Aly says:
You people need to get lives. I love Perez, I think he is funny. And I'm 14 and I adore all of those clothes. Bealive it or not, he did a great job. Sure, some people don't like him but I don't care what they say. KEEP YOUR CHIN UP, PEREZ!
polly says:
well...personally i think we all have our own personal style those cloth look kinda punk rock or some style in that description
i dont think the cloth are ugly and even though i dont like the color choises for those spesific decines on the cloth i do think the bag in the picture is kind of cute
im 15-i think you should pseak about the cloth not the man's prefrence in gender(gay)or his physical apperance if you dont like the cloth say it but there is no need to over do it and go as far as calling him a dush bag i wonder if some of you understand how hard it is to design clothing..so...be nice
Jazmyn says:
its amazing! i am a fan of these things already.expenses are the only problem!
alexa says:
i luv these clothes
it so describes me
i would definitely buy everything u have sampled up there
the combos of colours r amazin...definitely cute
Jul says:
shut the fuck up, Queen Elizabeth III.