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John Mayer, his douchey haircut, and Jennifer Aniston have reunited. It's a love triangle. Mayer arrived at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami around 12:30 pm yesterday where Aniston is staying. Has she moved there or something? How long is that filming taking? Damn, I thought it was a flick about a dog not Apocalypse Now!
"John came in with another man who looked like a personal trainer. John was in long gray shorts and a green T-shirt, and was holding a water bottle. He looked like he just finished a workout," said a witness. "His hair was still in its new signature cut and he was in a great mood."
The "personal trainer" probably just banged him. You know how it is when you've been done right. Mayer was overheard in NYC earlier this week saying how he couldn't wait to get back down to Miami. She's probably harvesting sperm and paying some major Friends money for it. I can't think of any other reason why these two would want to hang out.
T-Bone says:
Thinking purely from a biological perspective, these two could make a pretty attractive kid.
green cardigan says:
"His hair was still in its new signature cut and he's still a douchebag."
someone says:
Why shouldn't they hang out???Hes single and good looking, and shes single and good looking....Im pretty sure they can do what ever they want since they are both adults...good for them
sadness says:
iHOPE HE EATS HER OUT
T-bone says:
My roommate just advised she was watching ABC news and apparently John and Jenn have broken up already. Why ABC news considers a relationship between these two important enough for the "breaking news" segment, is beyond me, but hey....we're all out here reading, right?
green cardigan says:
T-bone,
Jenn saw the light and came away from the darkness. Douchebag singers like him are 10 a penny. I actually youtubed him (i'm very bored) to get a taste of his music. I wish I hadn't now. I've heard that kind of singing a million bloody times. And likewise the video. Him, hunched over his geeetar, eyes closed and scrunched up singing 'hey girl' type songs. With that horrible floppy fringe and the really red lips. Yuck.
Jenn , run as fast as your little legs will carry you !
T-Bone says:
Hi Green!
I get what you're saying.
The guy who truly makes me sick though is James Blunt. UGH! God help us! Like nails on a chalkboard, that one!
green cardigan says:
Don't even get me started on James Blunt. John Mayer is almost tolerable compared to him; At leasr John Mayer has atanned skin. James Blunt reminds me of cold porridge.
Shelly says:
Gosh J.Harvey I thought this was a pro Jen
site.I might as well be over at the JJ site.
I wish them well at least John isn't a former
herion addict.
Bu says:
I JUST LOVE THEM TOGETHER!
I KNOW THATS NOT KOOL TO
LIKE THEM TOGETHER, BUT I DO!
whatever says:
the relationship is an act like : sculfor, bouma, vaughn and the other contracts : this stooge is over soon
jessibee says:
i think they are adorable and she deserves happiness after that beotch angie stole her man and ripped her heart out. say what you will, she acted iwth complete dignity. watch out angie,'cause karma is a bitch.
Basha says:
wow...its prety fine for them to hook up.Life doesnt have to end with just one break-up but rather goes on and on.
i would love to see them give us a celebrity BABY.How about that!!!