Look at Sarah Jessica Parker laughing spitefully at us sheep. All these years, she's been the one getting the punchline of the joke that has been her ridiculous Sex and the City wardrobe and the ultimate prank has been her arriving to the UK premiere of the SATC movie with a flower arrangement jutting out of her head.
Meanwhile you can tell that the other ladies are finally realizing what we've suspected for some time, which is that SJP has been testing the limits of what the world will swallow in the name of "fashion."
The strained smiles on her co-stars' faces reveal that they're simply planning on making it through this promotional tour of the movie before cutting all ties from Parker, hoping that maniacal Sarah Jessica will refrain from wearing the champagne cork ball gown she's had designed specifically for the next premiere while wearing a costume axe and her hair dripping in fake blood.
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12 more photos from the London premiere of Sex and the City featuring Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Kattrall, Roisin Murphy, Mario Cantone and the Sugababes are after the jump.
Randy McCauley says:
If only she would dress as a tootsie pop for the next premier, then the girls could take turns to see how many licks it takes to get to the center of crazy! It's all in love. Afterall, she was my write-in nominee during the March primary.
demiwhore says:
mad hatter.
Trixie says:
Will we be seeing this on Go Fug Yourself? OMG that is bad!
Lynne says:
I love SJP's look! Ms. Nixon looks a bit dated tho...
bSL says:
On the show, I liked everyone else better than SJP. Her body & her crazy fashion sense that somehow works is great, but her character's bratty (in person she seems like a pill) and that face is one only a mother could love.
stellabystar says:
She's like those circus horses on parade...