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Little Red Riding Head. This chick is crazy ambitious. She will do anything to achieve stardom. Why doesn't she just do Surreal Life and call it a day? Rumer WIllis reportedly plans to release an album. She needs a nap. She's trying too hard. Settle down, Rumer. Have a hot dog at Pink's and regroup.

Rumer is reportedly being sought by "music executives" for her "deep, husky voice." Drag show?

"She can definitely hold a good tune -- keep in mind her mother, Demi, has a sultry, raspy voice, and father, Bruce, likens himself as being a blues artist," a music industry insider says. "With the right production and material, she could put out something solid and already people are talking."

The only thing people are talking about is how they're praying there's not a video. Oh, Rumer. Put on your yarn beret and work in a bookstore. There's always your trust fund.


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17 Comments

May 14, 2008 11:16 AM

She will probably sound better than some of the girl singers out there now. Good for her! Just like any other teen she is trying to find her niche in life!

May 14, 2008 11:37 AM

Yes, her niche in life. Which for the children of celebrities always seems to be singing, modeling, or slapping their name on a fashion line someone else designed. And it's obvious that modeling isn't in her long-term future.

Way to go Rumer! You are soooo ambitious! Why don't you rub those two brain cells of yours together and do something remotely challenging.

WTH is wrong with her in the main picture? Are those bugs flying around her or does she have some sort of spotty disease?

May 14, 2008 12:32 PM

These talentless celebukids becoming "stars" shit has got to stop. Don't any celebukids go to college and become something other than a celebutard because they have famous parents.

May 14, 2008 12:55 PM

i wondered that too, Liz. odd...

May 14, 2008 1:06 PM

maybe just bugs on the windshield? ugh.

May 14, 2008 1:13 PM

Oh Rumer, do us a favor, go back home and never ever come out. You can't be a celebrity, dear. They've been on about her celebrityprayerlist.com forever and a day now.

May 14, 2008 1:22 PM

geez, come ON people! I'd think we've all seen enough pap shots taken through a rainy windshield to recognize...

silly gossipers!

May 14, 2008 2:17 PM

Rumer, OD already and go to effing rehab. That way we'll all be free of your celebutard shit.

May 14, 2008 3:53 PM

its obviously raindrops on the windshields...

May 15, 2008 10:20 AM

i think the best part is how no matter how much she tries... she will never be those people who she surrounds herself with. she will never be lindsey. even lindsey knows that. but if she wants to parade around like a dumb ass like the rest of them... goes to show. . . she will never be anything other then... demi's kid.

May 15, 2008 12:37 PM

Rumer began college at USC last year, but dropped out after a semester for more 'professional' work. Had a rep among her fellow stoodints as a druggie.....

May 15, 2008 7:07 PM

is it true that rumer willis is actually a woman?..thats definately a man..everyone sees that..right?

May 15, 2008 8:00 PM

atleast if she "sings" as opposed to "acts" we won't have to look at her heinous chin and face.

I've heard Your Dad sing and He has a great voice.
I have always said that your Dad is a blues singer that just so happens to know how to act also. Your Mom has great talent so I'am sure if You want it bad enough and really Work Hard at it You can do it. Just Believe !!! Roy & Elsa

May 18, 2008 7:15 PM

Off the subject of singing....but do they do chin jobs??? This girl is in bad need of a chin reduction.....LOL.....

Seriously this girl is the ugliest thing I have ever seen in my life!!! Please make the Ms. Potato Head go away quickly! I hear she says that she's getting acting gigs on her "own" and without her parents help? Give me a break! So that means that every potato head gets that big of a shot in Hollywood that quickly? Or did her parents phonebook help? HUMMM....this Rumor needs to end!!!

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