Madonna Deconstructs Britney

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Since Madonna's promoting her new album, she's feeling very interview-friendly. In between her hours-long work-out sessions, she's found time to give her opinion on Britney Spears and why for at least a little while there, Brit-Brit seemed to be losing in her battle against the music.

Madonna blames Britney's problems on her lack of a normal childhood, "She's been watched, judged and been under a microscope since she's been a teenager. It's hard to evolve that way," the Hard Candy singer told the BBC. Also, Madge added, "And I sucked out her soul when she was silly enough to allow me to give her an open-mouth kiss at the VMA's that one time and now I have ANOTHER FIFTEEN YEARS UNTIL I NEED TO FEAST ON THE SOUL OF ANOTHER INNOCENT YOUNGSTER! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

But she only said that in her head. Meanwhile, to disguise her evil intentions, she has recently decided to build a girls' school in Malawi. Well-played, Madge.

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9 Comments

Uhh... I don't Madonna's the proper person to give advice on how to be sane.

May 15, 2008 12:17 AM

Britney is the Jr. Madonna. Madge just deconstructed herself. And it's all boooooooring.

Britney Spears returns, It's a good new to her fans , one of her fans said her recent pics are appeared on this site "millionaireloves. c om", the pics looks beautiful,sexy just like before.

May 15, 2008 6:28 AM

Once she starts bringing in her Kabbalah beliefs, desiring to be their queen and ruler for life and begins using them as producers of religious and organic products for financial gain and filming them as commercial opportunities to promote maximized pleasures in life, teach how they must distinguish between "material good" and "spiritual good" as High Priestess.. the villagers will revolt and run her out of town while beating her with cane poles.

May 15, 2008 8:57 AM

i use the love maddonna, back in the 80's w/i was just 1 y/o... LOL

but now she annoys me.... i like that she is trying to be a good doer, but can she stop mimicking other celebs... it takes away from what ever she is doing .. .I know she has a brian.. mija use it..... be creative, i know you can cuz you do in your music....

oooohhhh, got it... music is what you realy love... got it!!!!!!! the other is just media getters.... got-cha... ;)

August 20, 2008 2:04 PM

It's all about Madonna! All hail the Queen of Pop!

Britney REALLY needs her help. People just hate both of them because they're successful.

What Madonna said is true.

August 20, 2008 2:05 PM

It's all about Madonna! All hail the Queen of Pop!

Britney REALLY needs her help. People just hate both of them because they're successful.

What Madonna said is true.

August 20, 2008 2:06 PM

It's all about Madonna! All hail the Queen of Pop!

Britney REALLY needs her help. People just hate both of them because they're successful.

What Madonna said is true.

August 20, 2008 2:06 PM

It's all about Madonna! All hail the Queen of Pop!

Britney REALLY needs her help. People just hate both of them because they're successful.

What Madonna said is true.

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