Amy Winehouse And Pete Doherty Need To Be Separated

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What in the blue hell is on his face? Get some Campho-Pehique for that! That's not going to work. Shoot it, then! Here's Pete Doherty, whatever that is on Pete's mug, and Amy Winehouse on a drug run or maybe just stumbling around in a haze of crack smoke. Pretty soon they're going to be holding the door for you at Store 24 and pointedly calling you "sir" when you don't have any cash on you.

The two soon-to-be drug casualties were out celebrating Pete's release from jail and the recent dropping of charges against Amy. They rolled up on the Jazz After Dark bar in London's Soho section at 2 AM, only to find it closed. So, instead of going to find another bar, they banged on the windows, and whistled for someone to come open it up for them. Why? Because they're crackheads.

No one came to the door, so they finally gave up and went back to Amy's crackhouse. To do crack. Why? Because they're crackheads.

Those jean shorts of hers have seen some battles, let me tell you.

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online




26 Comments

May 16, 2008 10:13 AM

Winerty.
Dear Holy God, how did these two find each other ?Did their dealer play cupid and set them up on a blind date? Look at his fingernails and his fly is open. Imagine the stench. I'm surprised the paps aren't all wearing gas masks. I'm actually about to gag, looking at that thing growing on his chin.

I can forgive Amy her filth and mess though. She is such a great singer.
But Him ! Vile, yuck, i need to drink two litres of water now just to purify my mind from looking at photos of him.

Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. "She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site", according to the officials of that site.

May 16, 2008 10:31 AM

speachless.....

May 16, 2008 10:49 AM

Holy Hell, did you see his fingernails? BLECHH!!!!
Utterly.
Depraved.
Guttertrash.

May 16, 2008 11:42 AM

I used to huff campho penique!! My grandmother always had bottles of it @ the house!!

May 16, 2008 11:48 AM

Train wreck on oh so many levels !
Is it a time saver if you don't zip your fly?

May 16, 2008 11:50 AM

OMG! I'm choking on my coke reading this!! Not at the thought of these two hooking up - which is enough to gag a maggot - but at the post itself. Go JHarver Go!! Blue hell indeed...

May 16, 2008 11:51 AM

OMG! I'm choking on my coke reading this!! Not at the thought of these two hooking up - which is enough to gag a maggot - but at the post itself. Go JHarvey Go!! Blue hell indeed...

May 16, 2008 12:22 PM

I knew it was simply a matter of time before these two found one another. KNEW IT! And all I can say is I can't think of a more disastrous pair. God help them both!!!!!

May 16, 2008 12:47 PM

HA campho-phenique- SO 80's.

May 16, 2008 12:48 PM

Its all your fault T-Bone!

May 16, 2008 1:04 PM

Who is Pete calling on his CELL, "bet he used speed dial" and they just won't eat.

May 16, 2008 1:05 PM

Who is Pete calling on his CELL, "bet he used speed dial" and they just won't eat.

May 16, 2008 1:05 PM

Who is Pete calling on his CELL, "bet he used speed dial" and they just won't eat.

May 16, 2008 1:06 PM

Pete probably does meth - it gives you open sores on your face like that.

May 16, 2008 1:06 PM

Pete probably does meth - it gives you open sores on your face like that.

May 16, 2008 1:07 PM

I know, Zekers. I should have never even envisioned the two of them together ;) Thoughts can become reality, you know.... ;) Let's all try together to envision them never meeting, or better yet, separating -- for good. Yes -- I see them waving good-bye to one another, across many oceans, never looking back --- he and his shingles/herpes/lesion covered face and her with her giant beehive and filthy shoes. Just waving good-bye forever.... Help them by visualizing...

May 16, 2008 2:06 PM

Unfortuanately death may separate them yet.I would so love for Amy to get herself together and come back.
She is so raw and honest when she sings.
I even wish now that her loser husband would get out of jail and put the run on PD. Doherty is such a scabby, cunning b@stard. He got dumped by one rich girlfriend and has managed to find himself another one, to keep himself as high as he is accustomed to.

Amy is cool, I think, I heard that she is dating with a billionaire on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.com",not sure if it's true.

Ummmm....his zipper is down.

May 16, 2008 2:56 PM

He has nice teeth.

May 16, 2008 3:12 PM

yes his teeth are lovely.
I saw them on 'THEY'RE ALL MY OWN.COM'

Doherty has a staph infection on his face. Not uncommon with druggies who share "implements".

May 17, 2008 9:51 AM

Those two are walking anti-drug advertisements.

May 18, 2008 9:41 PM

These two are both disgusting, I think they're actually meant for each other. They have a lot in common, drugs, drugs, more drugs, etc.

Um, I noticed no one said that Amy has nice teeth. Wonder why (puke).

July 14, 2008 3:54 PM

lay off the two of them !
pete is an absolute genius and if anyone listened to his music they would see that!
no one in the charts or anywhere for that matter can provide lyrics half as good as his!
amy is going through a hard time and maybe if people had some faith in the two if them it would help!
they are music artists so why should it be anyones business who they see or what they do in their private lifes?
they should be judged on their music and that alone, they are not BAD people.
im glad they have each other.
keep your chin up guys

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