Dina and Ali Lohan Defend Lindsay Lohan's Heterosexuality

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Dina Lohan and her way too old-looking 14-year-old daughter Ali spoke to ExtraTV.com about their new reality show, Living Lohan. Talk turned to Lindsay Lohan, because that's the only reason to watch the show. I can't wait for when they show phone conversations Dina has with Lindsay, and a giant white arrow appears pointing to the phone and it reads "LINDSAY LOHAN!" That's going to be a sweeps week episode.

The Lohans deny that Lindsay is in a lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson. Well, Ali denied it. Because there's nothing more disgusting to a 14-year-old girl than some bulldyke making out with the big sister that she idolizes. Give it time. She's already jacked Lindsay's beatdown hooker swagger. Pretty soon she's going to find a lesbian DJ of her own.

"They're best friends. They're just friends. It's pathetic what people say," Ali said.

Dina merely says that "Samantha's an amazing girl." So she's not even trying.

The Lohans also explain their reasoning behind their show as an attempt to "to set the record straight as to who we are as people." We already have that figured out, thanks.

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Photos: WENN

More photos of Lindsay and her tacky accessories after the jump.

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Photos: WENN




3 Comments

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

Boy are they going to look silly when gets gay married next month!

May 18, 2008 9:27 PM

We already know you are as people, you dummy Dina!!! Really classless, tasteless, white trailer trash people. Hope this comment will help you decide NOT to go on with your show as we already know and you're only going to make it way, way worse.

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