Matthew McConaughey is already receiving million dollar offers for photos of his kid after its born. Three publications have reportedly already offered him more than a million dollars each for the pics of his baby with Camila Alves when it's born. The sex of the baby has not been determined. That baby's going to come out of her smelling like patchouli, b.o., and surfboard wax. Poor little thing.
Whoring out your infant is the new big thing. McConaughey enlisted the services of "brand agent" Todd Shemarya to attract the big bucks. Shemarya is the guy who arranged the deals for Christina Aguilera and Angelina Jolie's baby photo bonanzas. Does Ashlee Simpson know about this dude? Ring him up, girl!
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More photos of Matthew McConaughey and Camilla Aviles are after the jump.
guest says:
Christ you're an awful writer. And unfunny.
V.C. says:
Why would anyone even CARE what this kid is going to look like? It's gene pool is nothing to get excited about!