I almost feel sort for this talentless cretin. When your Daddy ruins your love life and has to bribe your ex-douche to be your date for your sister's wedding, it's like when you resort to bringing your cousin to the prom. No, I didn't have to do that. Shut up!
Here's Jessica Simpson desperately trying not to lock herself around ex-boyfriend Tony Romo's leg and plead with him to stay.
Romo consented to be her date for her sister Ashlee's wedding this past weekend, reportedly at the behest of her psycho intrusive dad, Joe. Romo put on his game face and apparently made sure he earned whatever Joe Simpson was paying him.
"They were kissing and holding hands throughout the night," added the insider. "He was very sweet to her. They were very much a couple." They also went or sushi the night before the wedding. Joe must have thrown in an extra grand.
Simpson's rep says that reports of their breakup "are not true." She has to say that or Daisy Duke will rip out her hair and finally try to cut off her Dad's head. Seriously, that's the source of all your troubles, honey. Lose that money-grubbing incest case!
And to cement those breakup rumors, Jessica took off for a Cabo San Lucas vacation with her family on Sunday. Sans Romo. My only question is, what is she vacationing from? What does she do nowadays besides stalk that dude?
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Bill Cosby says:
I'm pretty sure I could put up with her dad in order to munch and plow that shit. Plus, if he acted like an ass Megalon, I would deck him and then make him sniff his daughter from my fingers.
Then I would pee on him for good measure and sell the rights to Red Light District.
Texan says:
Eonline is reporting the two barely interacted all night at the wedding. Its over. The National Ledger is reporting that Tony is talking to the newly single Carrie Underwood