Holy shotgun wedding weekend! How did we miss this? It turns out that on almost the same day that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were hosting the Joe Simpson show (also known as their wedding), super-pregnant Jessica Alba wed her boyfriend/ baby daddy Cash Warren. According to People magazine, who spoke with her PR rep Brad Cafarelli, "The couple quietly wed Monday."
I'm guessing this was the quiet ceremony that she had to make it official before their love child came into the world. I predict she has a real ceremony once all that pregnancy weight is gone and not a minute before.
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Centurian says:
She went to hollywood to live the champagne, servants, mansion and diamonds lifestyle but ends up with a warm beer, central apartment, swifter cleaning wand and pawnshop jewelry sale leftovers. Oh well, if you're happy.. and extremely pretty there is still hope. Psst? Take some acting lessons while your your off on baby leave girl.
Chrissie says:
Wait, so if two people want an intimate ceremony, it's not "real"? Pray tell, how much dough does a wedding have to cost for it to be real in your warped view?
Queen Caffeine says:
Awww, Chrissie thinks celebrity marriages are real. That's adorable.
I bet the tooth fairy rode into her house on a unicorn and fed her that BS.
LOL
Zelda F. says:
I LIKE my swiffer..........
C. Baines says:
She fell off harder than MIMS, or Limp Bizkit. Her relevence is so low, she must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance.
To myself: Keep on talking shit blog kid...
laurieann says:
I give them two year max. And I feel I'm being very generous here.