R. Kelly is FINALLY on trial for his statutory rape/kiddie porn charges from umpteen years ago. So what are his lawyers using to prove his innocence? A mole on his lower back. Kelly's defense lawyer Sam Adam Jr. showed the jury photos of a dark, caterpillar-shaped (ew) mole on Kelly which he says is absent from the back of the perpetrator on the infamous 10-year-old sex tape.
"Robert Kelly is not on that tape," Adam said in his opening statement. On the tape, the man's "back is illuminated, and there is no mole."
This is one gross trial. The girl on the tape in question was allegedly 13 years old at the time. The defense's other tactic is to point out that the girl, who is 23 now, won't testify in the trial.
"She's right here in the city. Right here on the South Side of Chicago," Adam said. "Now, why wouldn't they bring her in?"
She's probably embarrassed and grossed out by all this. She was 13! . Kelly was peeing on her! Ugh. Oh, sorry, "the guy with the caterpillar mole" peed on her. Whoever that could be. *eye roll* Trapped in the closet with the watersports guy!
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jjjj says:
Embarrassed? Oh maybe, you know, traumatized? There's a reason they call it rape.
Munk says:
the sad thing about this whole deal is that hes probably gonna be acquitted and the charges dropped somehow. just to add the the wonderful fairness of the judicial system we have in this country. its so amazing what people with money can get away with. hasnt it been almsot 10 years since this first started? they allowed him to go ahead and release 3 albums and travel all over the world touring. and of course this guy is the 'pied piper' of hip-hop....i completely believe it was him in the video. after 10 years, they've got something figured out how to get him acquitted, or hes got all the right money in the right places and everything is set up for him to come out of this like a saint, just watch...i hate this country....
Ms. Hall says:
A mole is not going to save him. Everyone knows it was him in the video. He likes underage girls, which is why he married Aaliyah before she was of age. Let's give the justice system a chance. Hopefully they can see the truth.
tracey waters says:
i believe he did it. he has a history of sleeping with under age children.. he's a pervert. i rarely listen to his music. i have a daughter and the thought of someone doing this to her would turn my stomach.. yes thaT would piss me out to the highest level. the thing about those funky ass celebrities is that they always make each other look like saints.. hollywood is worst that san fransico. with all the wild stuff that goes on. he's bi- anyway!!!! nasty ass