Doesn't she look beautiful? Beautiful...AND DEADLY! Here's anger management dropout Naomi Campbell at the Cannes premiere of Stephen Soderbergh's Che. But who's that short guy with her? Why, that's convicted felon Christophe Rocancourt! Rocanourt was convicted in 2002 on charges of theft, grand larceny, smuggling, bribery and perjury. He did five years in the pen, found Jesus and then published a memoir which might be turned into a film.
This character is a dirty rotten scoundrel of the highest order. The Frenchman, 41, made a career out of conning the super rich out of their cash, and came to America claiming his Moms was Sophia Loren. He managed to insinuate himself into the graces of celebrity blockheads like Mickey Rourke and Jean-Claude Van Damme. So that's who's responsible for those movies.
Is this some sort of outreach program?
Naomi might be acting odder than usual because of her advanced age (for a model). She celebrated her 38th birthday with a party in Cannes last night and an afterparty on Diddy's yacht. She left at 3 AM, purportedly crying. Was there some sort of celebrity intervention for psychotic supermodels? Maybe they wouldn't let her hang onto her deadly throwing cell phone if she was drinking. That would make me sad.
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More photos of Naomi Campbell and Christophe Rocancourt are after the jump.
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