"Comedian" Adam Sandler announced on the Tonight Show on Wednesday night that his wife Jackie is expecting their second child. The couple already have a two-year-old daughter, Sadie.
The "comedy star", 41, says that wifey is experiencing the morning sickness. Note to readers: when one of your fag hags is pregnant and feeling the morning sickness, don't try to calm her down and just tell her to eat crackers. A modelesque friend of mind was pregnant with her first child and bitch was ANGRY. Angry at the weight gain, angry at the husband for impregnating her, and angry later on that the baby wouldn't come out when it got close to her due date. She ended up being a great mom, but you don't want to offer crackers to a hormonal psychotic. You need to back away, go to your cubicle and pray that she doesn't take the office out.
"In the beginning, I would rub her back and go, 'It's worth it. We're going to have another beautiful baby, I love you, thanks for doing this,'" Sandler says he told his wife. And that guy's all jokey. She must want to crack him over the face with a lamp.
Sandler, who seems like a cool guy in real life but damn, some of those movies aren't funny, says being a dad is "a lot of fun." But his daughter fails to acknowledge his genius.
"You know what is surprising? That the kid looks through me. The kid... there's no focus... Every time I think the kid likes me I'm like, 'Oh, she's staring at my forehead right now,' " he says. She's probably trying to refrain from telling you that Happy Gilmore sucked.
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elisa says:
Please do not aggravate Sandler in any way, his movies are funny... happy gilmore is awesome...
kristin says:
I agree with Elisa. Don't hate on Happy Gilmore. So many good one-liners in that one.
The price is wrong bitch!
annonymous says:
does anyone else notice how often he refers to his DAUGHTER as "the kid"?! Every article or story I read he repeatedly says "the kid".. I've never read anything where he says "my daughter", "my little girl".. just THE KID. Nice....
annonymous says:
does anyone else notice how often he refers to his DAUGHTER as "the kid"?! Every article or story I read he repeatedly says "the kid".. I've never read anything where he says "my daughter", "my little girl".. just THE KID. No wonder she looks through him.. I would to.
nolamama says:
The kid looks right through him and has no focus at 2 years old??? She sounds autistic to me.
Yoj says:
Whoa. Hating on Happy Gilmore?? I thought it was impossible NOT to like.
Shooter McGavin RULES!
Krystyn says:
oh poor J, you just picked the wrong Sandler movie to pan. Happy Gilmore is actually a funny movie. Stubs? Come on. Pure comedy. ALong with Billy Madison, The Wedding Singer and Waterboy....
However, the following can be ridiculed forever:
Little Nicky
Big Daddy
Mr Deeds
8 Crazy Nights
Click
The Longest Yard
50 First Dates
and so on
Ipoop0nYourFace says:
I love Adam Sandler. I loved Happy Gilmore and you don't mess with zohan with priceless. Does anyone else notice how his girl looks exactly like him? Hope that turns out alright since shes like a girl not a boy. Still cute though.
bambi says:
i love you adam. will you marry me? funny ha ha