Oh lord. Here's some debris that washed up on the red carpet of In Touch Weekly's Summer Stars Party and it looks like it was pretty slim pickings. Paris Hilton looks like she was the biggest name who showed up to the event, forgoing her usually pastime of playing Monopoly in between tanning bed sessions and flipping through bridal magazines while sighing loudly in Benji's direction.
Paris Hilton's parents Kathy and Rick were also there. I'm guessing they were there to make sure their drinking and driving loving daughter had a ride home. Professional hot mess, Traci Bingham was there. This drag queen always looks like she just banged a gang of truck drivers, with her weave all and eyes all askew. Get it together, woman!
Photos: WENN
15 more photos from the InTouch Weekly Summer Stars Party 2008 held at Social Hollywood featuring Paris Hilton, Antonio Sabato Jr., Traci Bingham, Christine Lakin, Kathy Hilton, Amerie and Niecy Nash are after the jump.
me says:
eeek! Paris actually looks pretty in the first photo! :-O
will says:
Well, if Hilton is the biggest name to show up, "In Touch" is keeping true to it's tabloid bottom-feeder reputation. No surprise there. Who are these people, anyway?