The inner workings of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's Kingdom of the Chosen People have been revealed! Apparently, the kids are running things, and Brad and Angie are skinny-dipping well into the night. What's wrong with that?
A nanny reports that the kids throw tantrums to get what they want, and in several different languages. They're eating chocolate and pizza for breakfast and splashing up the bathroom with odd bubble bath times. Maddox will reportedly only speak in French (Bien lah dee dah, Maddox!). They sound like your typical multi-culti rich do-gooder kid bunch. I'm sure Mia Farrow had the same problems, and her husband took off with one of the kids for insidious reasons!
Angie reportedly doesn't like to restrict the kids that much.
"Angelina doesn't believe in old-fashioned restrictions because she finds them oppressive," a source says. "So her rule is to have few rules."
One of those kids is going to end up as one of those Lohan/Spears-types if they don't lay down some ground rules eventually. Bad weaves and using the revolving door down at the rehab. The family has been staying at the $58 million rented Villa Maryland in St. Jean Cap Ferrat, France -- and are sent to move to a new rental - $70 million home on the French Riviera.
The most interesting fact is that Brad and Angie are reportedly planning on ALL of their children being present for Angie's twins, which are due this July. If THAT'S not going to cause one of them to kill hookers for God when they're older, I don't know what is. I saw that video in the eighth grade, and I still haven't recovered. In fact, I think it's what put me onto men.
The Life & Style magazine cover are after the jump.
T-Bone says:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are nuts! Pure nuts. Nothing says "I love you" like not giving a sh*t about what your children do. Every parenting expert in the world will tell you children need some rules and some restrictions in order to know they are loved and cared for.
green cardigan says:
Did Shiloh grant an interview to Life and Style magazine to discuss her 'lonely world'? Was there an interpretor present (who can decode baby babble in French)?
I'm sure they'll all have duties in the delivery room, to ensure the safe arrival of the twins. Zahara will administer the epidural, Pax will mop Ange's brow and reapply her mascara, Maddox will shout orders in French, and Shiloh will cut the cord. Brad just has to stay awake.
blue eyes says:
green cardigan>I love love love your comment!!>>very funny..so funny infact the tea i was drinking made an appearence in my nose...;)
real talk says:
sounds like most parents I know..
Angie and Brad are no different than the rest of us.. the kids are still very young and will soon find the restriction..
They sound like a normal kids at that age.
remember when your kids wanted to ony wear a certain pair of pants or a certain dress till youd swear it would fall to shreds because of all the wear and tear? well kids are like that at those ages. they will become older and more rounded. As for temper tantrums..I see that everyday in kids with the most restrictive rules. tantrums are just part of thier age..
no news here just normal life in parenthood and that includes the pizza and chocolate...
Red Ginger says:
Shiloh Lonely World
That is so ludicrously funny!!
janePitt says:
Sounds like the environment Ange was raised in with a mother who lets you do exactly what you want.
holly says:
i really hope they come around on this no rules thing.. i used to be like that with my firstborn, and it was nothing but trouble, children feel secure and better with guidelines and someone adult in charge. It really is important not to have chaos.
patsy says:
Good thing it's in Life & Style, that way I can be certain it's all true.
Giselle says:
Yes of course. This is actual, real, verified NEWS. Wow. How can anyone believe any of this shite, especially from the perspective of a 2 year old?? IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY RETARTED.
Mimi says:
Thank you Giselle. The person who wrote this article sounds like she actually believes the crap Life and Style, in Touch and Star spew in order to sell magazines. Since when are they an authority on what goes on in the private lives of the Jolie-Pitts? I doubt the claim that they give their kids chocolate and pizza for breakfast!! I bet that whole crap about a nanny being a reliable source is an outright lie. Remember when Star claimed not too long ago that they got married?
Village says:
I don't know about you, but I believe everything I read.