Conservator Jamie Spears is doing his job. His daughter Britney Spears was going to get together with a Danish designer named Claus Hjelmbak to create a line of shabby-chic Scandinavian furniture. Because, why not? When I think of Scandinavian furniture, I think of Britney. IKEA holds nothing for me anymore. I want Scandanavian furniture that I can neglect children on.
Anyway, Britney was specifically supposed to supervise a piece called "Woofy." "Woofy" would be a pink and blue plastic dog that you hide the electrical wires in your home in. Subtle. Seriously, just leave the wires out.
Jamie Spears decided to end the potential deal because he felt like Clause was just trying to get publicity via Britney. Oh?
Here's Britney Spears leaving Ballys Gym. Hopefully she didn't cause a ruckus this time. Intern Traci was bullshit, and she may seem adorable and sweet but she will reign fire down on your ass!
Photos: FlynetOnline.com
More photos of Britney Spears leaving Ballys in Culver City are after the jump.
Photos: FlynetOnline.com
dRuNkEn lAuReN says:
I LOVES ME SOME PAPPA SPEARS....
SweetSoprano says:
"I want Scandinavian furniture that I can neglect children on."
Hilarious