Angelina Jolie reveals that she has guns in her home that are styled after the ones she used in Tomb Raider. And she's not afraid to blow your head off with them. Holy crap.
"If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them," she told a reporter at Cannes. Admittedly, Angelina Jolie firing a gun is pretty hot. Don't ask. Maybe there's some straight in me after all. Though, it's probably because I want to look like her and shoot a gun. That makes more sense. Pre-pregnancy, of course.
Angie says that her and Brad keep weapons in the house, and that she's more than willing to karate kill someone in a heartbeat.
"I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don't know why. I've learned all the punches, head butts and kicks - yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct."
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And the kids are getting in on the act too, she says! Uh, aren't these the sort of situations that the feds keep breaking up in the States? Many children on an armed compound? Is this why they moved to France?
"I think it's good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training - be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing - because self-defence is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They're going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves."
I like how she already knows that Maddox, Zahara, Pax and Shiloh are going to be brawlin' at some point. Well some snarky bitch is going to bag on their idyllic yet odd childhood. Oh jesus, they're coming after me in 20 years.
S_M_G says:
Angelina with a gun, kicking somebody, elbowing etc is hot. Maybe I have some gay in me? :-)
They are under surveilance by the paparazzi 24/7 and have stalkers that might get very dangerous. I think it's perfectly normal for them to teach their kids how to handle themselves.
I just hope some stupid bully in school doesn't get their 13 year old head cracked by a kick from Shiloh :P
janePitt says:
Slowly but surely, the insane Angie of the past is returning. She can only play this good partner mommie part for so long.
D says:
It's plain to see that she's had at least one nose job since the tombraider days when that pic was taken. It's a totally different shape now.
the phantom says:
She shore is one sexy little spitfire!
the phantom says:
Can you kids say "deluded pantomime artist"?
PP says:
What, all 70 pounds of her? Scary.
Jeanie says:
Angie makes me want to go buy a gun. She makes it seem so cool. Maybe I'll just elbow someone on my lunch break.