Ashlee Simpson has "postponed" her summer tour, due to her pregnancy. The singer and husband Pete Wentz were at the opening of the Palms Place in Las Vegas on Saturday, along with her entire family. Pete deejayed and Ashlee hung out with her "country singer" sister Jessica.
"After careful consideration, Ashlee Simpson has decided to postpone her summer tour," Ashlee's publicist said in a statement on Saturday. "She is committed to giving her fans the best show possible, and will be back better than ever and ready to rock in the future."
Rock nothing! She didnt sell any albums. Bittersweet World was bittersweet alright, for her ass! She's going to have to be a stay-at-home Mom because it's all over.
Ashlee's sad-ass sister Jessica was also lurking around the proceedings, and many photos were taken of them together. Jessica posed with her hand on Ashlee's belly. She says that Ashlee's love with Pete inspires her music. I heard the single. That's an ugly love.
They're just the cutest couple in the world," she says. "They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about." That's far too many wishes. And there is no way in hell I would wish to be related to creepy Papa Joe Simpson. I would want my virginity taken by someone who wasn't related to me, thanks.
Pete dedicated "Power of Love" to Joe Simpson, and I don't even want to know what that means. "This is dedicated to my father in law Joe Simpson. I definitely have the power of love for you," he said. Uh huh. Pete went where Tony Romo couldn't. And it involves spotting Joe Simpson when he lifts weights naked.
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