Here's some pics of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer driving around trying to be seen. Here they are making an exit from the Beverly Hills Hotel. And I know they look like they want to be left alone. But they really don't. Jenn wants you to know she has a man, and can keep him. And John Mayer wants attention like nobody's business.
The rest of the pics are from Aniston's house. Where, instead of maybe having friends over for Cranium, or watching a movie, or playing MarioKart for the Wii, drinking and drugging, or I don't know, f*cking - they spent the entire time looking out the window. This was to insure that the tabloids that YES, WE ARE HOME AND WE ARE A COUPLE! Jennifer is looking out the windows with binoculars and John is practicing douche karate. These two need to talk about what they have in common besides being famished for attention. Who the hell is she looking for? Probably someone less jokey.
Photos: BauerGriffinOnline
LMAO says:
How pathetic you guys are. All the time looking at the window? LOL give me a break and stop stalking this woman especially in her home.
She's obviously looking because she saw the paparazzies and probably showed to him how they are being stalked.
She can go to her house's balcony when she freaking pleases without having to explain herself.
Shes one of the most private people in HW and still, one of the most stalked. Probably because as forbes showed, she sells the most.
NK says:
I agree. Not a fan of either one of these two, but seriously, if people were creeping outside my house I'd be looking outside the window, too. And I look outside my window anyway! You know, to see what's going on. Not to get attention. Gimme a break.
LeslieD says:
I think they are calling security or the police because they are being stalked.