Instead of the pop princess, who had been speculated to attend, the Simpson sisters showed up, along with Ashlee's new hubby, Pete Wentz. I'm guessing all that half-assed pop music created between the three of them might equal one Britney.
Hmm, I'm wondering for how much longer George Clooney's ex-girflriend Sarah Larson will be able to get invites to red-carpet events. But then again she's in some pretty comparable company at the Palms Place opening, what with La Toya and Jackie Jackson, Khloe Kardashian, Verne Troyer and Linda Hogan in attendance.
Sarah better familiarize herself with this crowd because long gone are the Oscar parties and gowns. She's going to be hanging out with Deal or No Deal girls and ANTM rejects, human flotsam and jetsam floating up on the metaphorical coast that is the red carpet.
If Larson's not careful, she could very easily face-lift herself into this existence. Also, how the hell does Linda Hogan's armpits get so damn tan? Well, I guess when your dance moves include lifting your arms up as you pretend to surf, you want to make sure you're a uniform caramel color.
Photos: WENN
24 more photos from the Palms Place opening featuring Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Jessica Simpson, Klhoe Kardashian, La Toya Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Sarah Larson, Lauren Bosworth, Lauren Conrad, Linda Hogan, Boy Toy, Verne Troyer, Romany Malco, Josh Meyers and Ian Ziering are after the jump.
Sassafrassy says:
Sarah Larson is my hero. The girl just broke up with George Clooney and she looks fabulous. I just broke up with my long-term boyfriend last week and seeing those pictures of her looking like she's enjoying life just cheered me up! My ex-man was no George Clooney either!!
T-Bone says:
I'm kinda thinkin' George broke up with Sarah, SassaFrassa, and not the other way around. Sarah is probably very happy, because she got her 15 minutes of fame for pretty much doing nothing other than being a cocktail waitress who dated George Clooney. I'd say her time's up.
Munk says:
hey now! dont dis on Vernor, hes awesome. and as a matter of fact, he at least has a great resume of actual acting parts to back himself up. dont ever put him in the same sentence as all those do-nothing-wannabe celebs. Vernor is at least credible...
trigirl says:
Linda Hogan is a tactless tramp. If I were her, I would not be traipsing around Vegas when my degenerate son is whining to get out of jail after pleading guilty to almost killing his best friend. Perhaps she should be with her "emotionally distraught" daughter who just got in her own car accident. I'm sure a mother-daughter spray tan date will make it all better.
Zelda F. says:
Geez Lisa, bitter lately or what? THAT was just plain MEAN. For God's sake, the girl just lost George Clooney, you're pressure washing salt into the wound. Have a heart once in awhile.
Moola Hoola says:
I love how you write.
Could it be - did VB gave her a business card of where to buy some new balloons. I guess he left her some cash afterall. LOL.