Cameron Diaz Must Be Bowlegged By Now

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I gotta say - you have to admire her hustle. This chick has had a collection of penises inside her that can't be beat. A day after we reported that she was letting Sean Combs explore her treacherous cavern, we get word that Cameron Diaz also went out with Jennifer Aniston's ex, British model Paul Sculfor. She should just strap the mattress to her back, it will save time.

Cammy was seen dining with Sculfor at Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica Sunday night. Keep in mind that she was feeding her "bread pudding" to Diddy at Prince's party on Friday night. On Saturday night, she let the LA Lakers run a train on her. Kidding. I think.

"They looked really flirty," says a source. "She was laughing really loud at all of his jokes. It looked like a date."

Yeah, she laughs at everything. She probably farted. She's that girl.

Diaz, 36, and Sculfor, 37, left together but as Sculfor tried to be chivalrous and open her car door for her, Cameron axed that move. Photographers began swooping and Diaz didn't want to be photographed with him. She doesn't want Jennifer Aniston giving her "the look" when they're at the same event in the future.

I can picture this conversation happening after the restaurant:

Sculfor: Let me get that door for you, luv.
Diaz: Look, dude, I'm pretty much a sure thing. Seriously, we can pull over and you can put it in. You don't need this whole seduction attempt with holding my door and everything. I'm rtg. READY TA GO!
Sculfor: Oh, well, smashing. Let me just pull over...
Diaz: Change of plans, I'm just gonna hop on now. You can just watch the road over my shoulder. I haven't had penis in me for twelve hours and momma's thirsty! What? Oh, I think Diddy left that there. You can just brush it aside.




7 Comments

June 3, 2008 3:34 PM

Cammie had a thing for John Mayer, didn't she? Hmmmm....payback perhaps?

And what the h*ll???? Is John Mayer the only eligible bachelor in California? Are there no others?

June 3, 2008 4:01 PM

Okay, now that's just mean!!! She's a single adult woman who has been in long term relationships (with exception of the last few years) since she hit the Hollywood scene...Why is she suddenly considered a slut?

Cammy is not a slut. She's just popular! Ok, i lie. If it looks like a duck....I mean come on. Any of my friends were with this many guys, I would be like, Girl, I love you but you are a huge slut. Most likely my friend would be happy about this and tell me I need to get some and stop being a prude. But I guess gay men wear sluttiness with a different outlook than middle aged women.

June 3, 2008 5:17 PM

This is just stupid. I agree with Why do I care?; she's a single woman, she came out of a long relationship a while ago, why shouldn't she be allowed to have fun? Besides do you have a camera in her bedroom or how do you know she's slept with so many men? There's something called RUMOURS you know but oh yea....you believe them all.

June 4, 2008 1:35 AM

Thanks, Frida!!! I mean, before Justin Timberlake, she was with Matt Dillon FOREVER. If I had a body like that and could date, I certainly WOULD!!! :)

I used to think this site was funny but now it's just the same as all the others. Double standard for female stars and calling them sluts, how original.

OK, funny but mean. Don't do it again! We would all look like sluts if the press catalogued our every dinner date and called it a "relationship".

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