Gawd, "baby bump" is such a gross phrase. When I'm watching one of the tabloid shows, and I listen to the salivating host or hostess breathlessly discuss someone's "bump", I want to puke on my Adidas slides. And these slides are ten years old and perfectly broken in and can be worn on any occasion! They're precious! Anyway, Eva Longoria showed up to the CFDA Awards the other night looking a little bloated. She probably had some ribs or something and was still digesting. I think Eva's the kind of girl who eats hearty.
Longoria, 33, was accompanied by her NBA player husband Tony Parker. I'm more concerned with that powdered doughnut face she's got going on. She looks like she came out of a Hostess box. The bloat will fade, the Sweeney Todd makeup look needs to be scraped manually.
Eva says she looks forward to when she has children with Tony. "Tony and I would love to have kids," she told People in 2007.
"We do not comment about clients' personal [lives]," her publicist says. Of course you do, that's what you're for! That means they don't know.
Photos: WENN
8 more photos of Eva Longoria and her bump after the jump.
Embs says:
Totally with J on hating the bump. (though I was infatuated with My Humps for a bit but those are humps, not bumps) Anyway, I feel Eva's pain. I like a big meal. I am a beefy boy. And sometimes when the shirt goes on sometimes and I am ready to shine, I do feel like I look like a pregnant deer tick at times. Let the girl get her eat on.
LA*SURFPUNK says:
WE HATE THAT SNATCH CUNT PHRASE TOO: BABY BUMP EEEECCCCCKKKKKKKK
Only BUMP we are interested in is A MAN'S BUMP IN HIS JEANS!!!!!!
poodlehopper says:
This looks like me after cheddar cheese or bean soup.Can't the girl eat normal food without the prego gossip? Of course, when I have that belly bump, I do wear an empire waist or blazer to hid the gastric mound! Perhaps she should invest in a full length mirror to avoid the fodder!
Love your site by the way!
pez says:
i hate hollywood sometimes. we weren't born with flat abs...everyone seems to forget that it's normal for a human to have a STOMACH and sometimes it SHOWS....i mean, gawd forbid you have something on your body besides bones and skin.
e. says:
yes. it's all in the boobs.
eva didn't really have any... and now she does.
missme says:
I think she looks gorgeous and to me her body looks great, she doesn't look pregnant or even bloated in my opinion. Just b/c she isn't deathly thin (like many other Hollywood types), she still is a tiny woman!
Nicola says:
Technically I've looked pregnant for like 20 years, then.
Seriously Eva is a married woman... she probably doesn't feel the need to look like a model anymore. She probably eats healthily and is enjoying life.
JaneSays says:
Totally feeling ya, LA*SURFPUNK! Ha ha!!!
mom2girls says:
it's all in the boobs - her boobs look like preggers boobs...
Alek says:
As the fug girls pointed out, if she had gotten over herself and purchased/borrowed the next size up she wouldn't have had a problem. (That boob situation looks ouchy, too.)
ronnie says:
umm is just me or is her titty hanging out? i see a nipple