Seriously, where's her walker and her Life Alert pendant? And leggings? F*ck, talk about handicapping yourself. Gwyneth Paltrow: Making London Frumpier Since 2003. Here's Gwyn joining workout buddy/succubus Madonna and Madonna's Kabbalah water bottle carrier Guy Ritchie for some Jewish mysticism in Mayfair last night.
Madonna's the who recruited Paltrow into the ancient Jewish religion. Gwyn only considers herself a Kabbalah "dabbler", though, as opposed to Madonna who renamed herself Esther she's so into it.
The trio then hit Madonna's favorite restaurant, Locanda Locatelli. Madonna eats? I mean, eats something besides eternal souls? Madge and Gwyn have been working out together a lot recently, and dine at Nobu. They have eternal souls on the menu, too? Well, a lot of rich people dine there, so probably.
Photos: BauerGriffinOnline
Zelda F. says:
And REALLY.......... Who the fuck cares about Ggghwinney........
mg says:
Pretty tired joke.
Alek says:
The fact that Gwyneth relates to Madge makes me like G a lot less. I guess she really is as entitled and persecution-complexed as her critics claim (I'm guessing this is what they have in common besides the eating disorders/exercisorexia.)