And so young. In the newest edition of TEEN magazine, the Jonas Bros. reveal that they can't go a day without their caffeine fix. Seriously, aren't these dudes like 12? What 12-year-old drinks coffee? This coffee thing is a slippery slope to other drugs. Coffee is a gateway drug! Like Bratz dolls and High School Musical!
"I have an energy drink when I wake up and a coffee when I eat breakfast," Nick Jonas says. "Then [I have] a coffee at dinner and an energy drink right before I go onstage. Then I'm good." You stop seeing the bugs crawling on your arms then, Nicky. He's going to be that guy offering to give you oral for cheeseburgers when he hits 20. It's not pretty.
The reason why the tween idols are so cracked out is because they have an extremely busy schedule. Disney works these tween call girls to the bone! Not only do they have a Disney summer movie coming out called Camp Rock. But they also have a new album on the way, and a Disney SERIES called J.O.N.A.S.! ((Junior Operatives Networking as Spies). They play secret agents masquerading as a boy band. Didn't Miley Cyrus already work that riff? I hope they have guns and there's violence. I might tune in, then. I want to see them have a gun battle with Ashley TIsdale and Jesse McCartney.
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Yoshi says:
Sadly, I know a ton of 12 year olds who are addicted to Starbucks.
Alek says:
You think you're cool now, but that crap stunts your growth.
In 6 years you'll be 5"5 and won't feel so cool. Ask Milo V, Tommy C, Frankie M., etc.
Manuela says:
Ok, I have to tell you something, the Jonas Brothers, are NOT A TOTAL JUNKIES, and, tell me sometthing, don't we are, all of us, adict to something ? Work, internet, all that stuff ? and they have 16, 19 and 21 years, not 12! Now, may be they drink too much coffe,and energy drink beacause they like, but, ok, you are crazy ok? so please, srop of doing this notes, are all so funcking false. (my english isn't good, so?)
I'll tell HER something, OK? says:
it seems someone here loves Jonas bros OK?
let me tell you something OK?? you being addicted to something makes you a junkie too OK?
caffeine is a drug OK?
also I'll tell you something more the note is not fake, it's an interview and J.H. only commented about it OK?
and your English does suck, so? go to school and learn some, instead of watching this JUNKIES on Disney channel OK? OK?
OOOOOOKKKKK??????
PS. stop repeating "tell something" and "OK", OK!!??? go read and expand your vocabulary, you can find out what's happening with Jonas junkies later by checking THIS page OK!???
Anna says:
Shut the fuck up all of you! Fucking think your the shit cuz your critizing other people!