Johnny Depp Invites Lindsay To Fuck Off

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A chance encounter with Johnny Depp backstage at the MTV Movie Awards earned Lindsay Lohan an invitation to his private island in the Caribbean, which he and Vanessa Paradis affectionately refer to as "Fuck Off Island." The Pirates of the Caribbean actor extended the offer to La Lohan stay at his secluded tropical getaway any time she needs, an offer which reportedly pleased the paparazzi-attracting starlet.

Reminiscent of Mel Gibson's offer to Britney Spears, Depp reached out to the troubled starlet because, as a source dished, "Johnny realizes the pressures of fame and can see Lindsay could do with a break."

Damn, I need to get famous and troubled. Or figure out how to become that guy behind Lindsay. I bet it's not too hard being him.

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16 Comments

June 4, 2008 8:39 AM

Hell, I'd carry her luggage full of leggings if I could go to Fuck off Island! Sit on the beach and watch Johnny swim....... SLAP! Okay back to reality.

June 4, 2008 10:08 AM

depp knoweth not what hath gotteneth himself into-eth.

better call in molly maids sanitizing division after she leaves.

and peter and nick, might i refer you to desperatelyseekingchuckleheads . com?

June 4, 2008 11:44 AM

I am sorry but this girl is not a celebrity. Lindsey cannot act, she cannot sing. No one likes a liar and she is lying to all of us about being sober. Look at her! She is so low class, like her mother. These people do not belong with celebrities!!! MAKE BLOHAN AND HER FAME WHORE MOTHER GO AWAY!!!

June 4, 2008 12:13 PM

He'll be sorry and probably can't afford to raise her.

June 4, 2008 12:56 PM

I call BS. Johnny Depp wouldn't give this talentless attention-whore the time of day, let alone allow her anywhere near his home or his kids.

I'm with green is good on this! Johnny & Vanessa don't want that stress. Let's just all not care about miss lilo anymore and she'll disappear.

Pathetic
Johnny should forget about this lost cause. She
will probably be more trouble than she is worth.
Probably has her eye on the candy prize, watch out
vanessa

Pathetic
Johnny should forget about this lost cause. She
will probably be more trouble than she is worth.
Probably has her eye on the candy prize, watch out
vanessa

Pathetic
Johnny should forget about this lost cause. She
will probably be more trouble than she is worth.
Probably has her eye on the candy prize, watch out
vanessa

June 5, 2008 12:41 PM

I like her top! Does anyone know where I can find it?

June 5, 2008 1:39 PM

Yea and by "break" he means ORGY

June 18, 2008 4:25 PM

ALl of you are Idiots! Who cares about this crap?

June 18, 2008 4:25 PM

ALl of you are Idiots! Who cares about this crap?

August 6, 2008 6:44 PM

whats ur problem guys?
the girls lifes pretty messed up at the moment, and so wud urs if u had the stress of fame.
Johnny's was a mess too, and he's saw wats goin on in lindsey's life and wats happened in his and is trying to prevent it from happenin again.
i think its pretty generous wats johnny's done, and it's not exactly a shocking thing for him to do either.
Johnny's a pretty giving guy, and forgiving, and you lot should be too. can't you guy's see the good in people?

August 6, 2008 6:44 PM

whats ur problem guys?
the girls lifes pretty messed up at the moment, and so wud urs if u had the stress of fame.
Johnny's was a mess too, and he's saw wats goin on in lindsey's life and wats happened in his and is trying to prevent it from happenin again.
i think its pretty generous wats johnny's done, and it's not exactly a shocking thing for him to do either.
Johnny's a pretty giving guy, and forgiving, and you lot should be too. can't you guy's see the good in people?

March 21, 2009 9:21 PM

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