Please let this be some kind of illegal pharmaceutical bloat reaction. Please? God? Here's Paris Hilton looking...I can't even type it. She's with her Igor-esque boyfriend Benji Madden and still managing to look worse. It's just the air of entitlement and stank.
She DID say they were going to work on a baby next year. Did they move up the abominable spawn conception date?
Any baby coming out of her should immediately crawl to an attorney's office to emancipate itself from these two. What am I saying? It will be too busy trying to collect all the babies born on a certain date and killing off priests with its telekinetic devil powers. God, the third Omen movie is so cheesy yet rad.
Photos: WENN
More photos of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden leaving the Crown Bar after the jump.
Photos: WENN
Sassygirl says:
...It's the end of the world as we know it.
elsa says:
Hopefully its nothing some gas-x cant cure.................
fifth_miracle says:
or perhaps a colon cleanse..
Cheesy says:
She sure looks pregnant to me. I feel so sorry for that child. What is she thinking? Does she really need the attention?
Jeanne says:
At least it won't end up on Welfare and Medicaid like most illegitimate babies. Not MY problem!
JanePitt says:
If a child could survive in the vile wombs of Angelina, Nicole Richie, and Christina, why not Paris. They all have c-sections to spare the children the plethora of stds permeating their bodies.
Snocones says:
Satin can make the thinnest of people look pregnant. I doubt she is.
stolidog says:
i wonder if skank 1 and skank 2 are getting paid bank to star in the next installment: The Simple Life, Bringing up Baby.
Why else would Paris and Nicole bring babies into the world?
emily says:
Everyone looks pregnant when they're wearing satin or some other shiny material.
Amy says:
What I want to know is how this all affects Good Charlotte's album sales. I mean, they are some poser pop-punk band, aren't they? Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton should be reviled by the angry little kids who listen to that crap!
Ohmygod says:
We're gonna die.
Ohmygod says:
We're gonna die.
DruNken LauRen says:
i for one am happy for them.... having a baby is a beautiful thing
she might become human after this
Applespice says:
She's been so open about wanting a baby sometime this year or next year... oh let's hope it's not. Let's hope it's the fabric!
btchyspice says:
i'm not thinking she's preggers...i think it's an issue with the fabric. BUT, what gets me (in general) about this whole line of "celebrity" whoring she has going on right now is how she is making this huge leap/attempt to mimic everything nicole richie does. especially after the fact that they made their "break-up" so public and they bashed the hell out of one another post-"break-up".
kitt says:
gads that outfit is HORrifying.... it looks like she got those flats at caldor back in 1984 and they were meant to be worn with stirrup pants and a flannel check shirt. and that dress! she is just tacky and cheesy down to the bone.....
sparkle says:
Unless she's filming another stupid Ashton Kutcher show, I think she's def knocked up.
Reason? Look at that smirk on her face, paired with a glamorous grownup, I'm so put together, appearance. The Mother Theresa of Hollywood.
True, it could be the fabric, but I think she wore it for maximum effect. That def looks like a baby belly to me - either real or prosthetic.
threetoedsloth says:
I'm pretty sure it's just the cut of the dress making her look pregnant. If I had a dime for every time I looked pregnant in a dress, I could quit my job and run off to Mexico.