They look like have doll hair. It's impossibly shiny and straight. Here's Pete Wentz with his bride, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and their glossy highlights. Will they go bald someday with all the ironing and product? I hope I live to see that.
Ashlee was spotted the other day having a business dinner at Il Sole (Aniston's favorite restaurant). Ashlee chowed down on a filet mignon. That sounds good. Some fans stopped her outside to tell her that they loved her music (well, maybe you should have bought her flop album) and Ashlee was reportedly very friendly and took the opportunity to engage in some marketing for her sad-ass sister.
A restaurant customer says that Ashlee was "totally sweet and very gracious. They were complimenting her music and Ashlee raved about Jessica's country album."
Man, this family is totally all for one and one for all. Papa Joe has them trained to push Simpson family products. Ashlee must not have heard that single Jessica has defecated onto country radio. One time I was buckling my belt, and that little spoke that goes into the belt hole went UNDER my fingernail and I screamed bloody murder and that was still nicer than Jessica's country song.
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More photos of the newlywed Wentzs after the jump.
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Centurian says:
Please buy her freakin album and give her all the attention.. help make her some kind of major star.. so I can quit acting like I can sing, care about working.. or do other stupid merchandising stuff to keep supporting this damn wastrel family I just married out of...!
JOY says:
Does anyone else think these two look like emo cousins?
tort says:
wish i have his hair...
Munk says:
in that first picture kinda gave me an idea. i think Ashlee is trying to change her face to look more like Pete's. they could almost be the same person in the first pic....
Karynn<33 says:
Omfg they fucking look like fucking cousins!!!!!!!!
Like eww!!!
ii cant believe that Pete wentz and Ashlee*Puke* Simpson*Puke*---Wentz**
Are actually...ewww *Shivers*
ii cant believe shes pregnant with his baby!!