Janice Dickinson's Dog Escaped Her Crazy

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I know it's a sad thing when a dog runs away. I've lost a few as a child and I pledged to never get close to a dog again! But living with Janice Dickinson can't be easy. She probably put makeup on her dog and kept wanting to discuss her many sexual conquests over a bottle of wine.

According to a sign in the Pets of Bel Air pet store, Janice Dickinson's chocolate lab has run away. I'm sorry, Janice DICKSON's chocolate lab has run away. She purchased the dog a week ago. It took only a week of being dressed in ball gowns, and having its dog bowl overturned to cut cocaine on for that dog to flee.

Janice is reportedly offering a reward. The dog is willing to make a counter-offer NOT to be returned.


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Photos: WENN




7 Comments

Excellente post, my friend, excellent!
Happy weekend

June 6, 2008 11:34 AM

I guess she's so stupid, she doesn't even know how to spell her own name!

June 6, 2008 11:43 AM

Well I suppose every bitch needs another bitch, hope a nicer bitch finds the pooch.

June 6, 2008 11:45 AM

Ruby, i'm fairly certain the sign was written by the folks at the pet store. as much as i think jdick is a bag of skin - brain not included - kind of gal, i do think she can probably spell her own name :)

June 6, 2008 3:47 PM

well, however c*nty she may be, she looks pretty happy with the pup....i hope she finds him.

June 6, 2008 4:11 PM

Do you really think JD used the dog bowl to cut cocaine? Maybe the dog got some of it and ran away HIGH!

June 29, 2008 8:18 AM

oh jdick has lost one of her gay mate

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