Bless Keanu's heart, math is not his strong suit. And, if I'm to believe the rumors, neither is smelling fresh. The star of The Matrix trilogy was recently stumped when he tried to figure out how much to pay the delivery guy for a package.
I shouldn't judge, since pretty much the only math I ever do is figuring out exactly how long I can sleep before I absolutely have to wake up in the morning. That and my weekend gig as a rocket scientist.
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More photos of a math-challenged Keanu Reeves after the jump.
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S_M_G says:
I love Keanu and have a Ph.D., I can do ALL his calculations for him :-) Come to mama baby :-)
Centurian says:
Prolong use of Weed residue will settle where it may on the brain and impair memory.. The delivery dude is lucky Keanu remembers it's not a stray guest leaving.. this is his preordered package and that is money.. it's not a stray guest leaving..
A.V. says:
My dear Keanu,
let me be your delivery girl.
Sincerely yours,
A.V.
ally says:
Leave the poor guy alone, he's autistic.
CRISTINA says:
I LOVE THIS MAN!!HE IS VERY NICE,HE IS SIMPLY NATURAL.I LOVE HIS BE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING
sillygirl says:
You know, he would need more than his fingers and toes to count the people he's directly helped, so hmmm...numbers I suppose are important. Maybe he has just lost track of the dollars in his pocket due to women's phone numbers inbetween the bills...it must get confusing after a while, and anyway, think about a man who can make that much money and not care about counting it. Sounds pretty dreamy if you ask me. And he smells good. Bring on the sweat, the leather, the cigarettes, the beard or not, he's a classy guy inside, he can be whatever he wants to be. I would grab him and never let him go!