Broadway's current run of A Chorus Line will end on August 17, after 18 previews and 759 performances. Damn, that's a lot of tits and ass. I hope I get it! Sorry, you're cancelled. Dancing with the Stars' Mario Lopez plays the character of Zach in the current version. They should have gotten Joey Fatone. Then I would have gone to see it.
For some reason, the film version with Michael Douglas was always on cable when I was a kid, and I always got a little unnerved by the one broad singing about buying herself a pair of tits and ass. It's how Heidi Montag makes me feel nowadays.
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Embs says:
Umm, I think my friend did that move last weekend at the gay disco in Providence last weekend. It was horrifying then and Mario is not doing much better. Honestly, I never really was into him much anyway. He was kind of a cheesy turd-burgler in Saved By The Bell. It never wore off. Now if it were Fatone, I would be swooning and throwing my 2xists on the stage. yeah, Id be that gay.
Ugh says:
There's no way he's not thinking of men.