Oh my. Here's a little gem for your Friday enjoyment.
I can't stop watching this video and laughing. Not so much because of Mary Kate falling (which is funny all by itself), but mostly because of the pap that's being loud.
I kind of thought he was concerned when he said, "Oh! Watch her, she's falling!" as if she was a toddler about to hit the floor. But then after the twit finally gets into the car he goes, "Yes! I got that shit! Yes!"
Girlfriend was probably just fainting because that Starbucks barista was called out on that genius milk scandal. Uh oh. Hopefully, her bones had already been fortified with plenty of contraband calcium so that the little wisp of a woman didn't go and break her hip.
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manny says:
She's such a tiny little shit. Probably can't handle more then 2 beers.
peachpie says:
omg Traci thank you! i can't stop laughing either. that pap is f*cking hilarious.... yesss...i gotdat shit! great way to start my weekend!
Whitey Fisk says:
A gem, indeed! The clip isn't showing up in the article but it is definitely worth a quick Google. If I weren't an old lady, I'd remix the hell out of his "Yes, I got that shit!" I could listen to that one line on repeat for hours! It reminds me of the little kid who catches a foul ball at some big game. For a moment, he sincerely thinks he's the luckiest person in the world. We get to witness genuine happiness. Rock on.
Traci, "contraband calcium"...fantastic!!