He doesn't want you to know that he spent the evening at Jennifer Aniston's house, begging her to indulge his sissy schoolgirl transformation fantasy. Look, I only call it as I see it. You know he's got knee-high socks and a plaid miniskirt in his closet. And Jenn isn't the one he wants wearing them.
And when John isn't being an insufferable douche, he's wrecking everyone's favorite video game. He was recently asked for his opinion about Guitar Hero. I know several hundred thousand people who have spent countless hour enraptured by that game. And John just pissed all over it! Those people have wasted valuable time for nothing! They could have gone to work!
"I don't ever want to be the kind of guy who rails against whatever progress has taken place. But Guitar Hero was devised to bring the guitar-playing experience to the masses without them having to put anything into it. And having done both, there's nothing like really playing guitar. I mean, what would you rather drive, a Ferrari or one of those amusement-park cars on a track?"
All those people who have slaved away unlocking song after song, and ignoring everything but that damn plastic guitar are quite happy with "amusement-park cars on a track", John! Damn you!
Photos: Flynet Online
green cardigan says:
Spoken like the true Ax God he thinks he is.
stolidog says:
double dog douche
Mark says:
He looks so handsome .He is my favor $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
lady_of_the_house says:
In what other venue than my own living room could a 31 year old mother of two, like myself, ROCK "Raining Blood" by Slayer? Fuck you, John Mayer. Some of us have to take our rock start status where we can get it.
Reality says:
I actually agree with him. I'm only 24, but when I was in high school people were actually trying to learn to play guitar/drums/whatever. Now people who want to play but don't want to learn to play are able to have a fantasy life that keeps them from actually accomplishing anything. It's just another aspect of our "gotta have it right now" society. It's not that hard to whack a few buttons, learning to play a real guitar is much harder, but more rewarding.
someone says:
Its only his opinion, and I agree with him..it took him a long time to learn to play as well as he does...And who cares if hes having fun with Jennifer, they are both adults..geez..hate much???
ziezie mie says:
why must hide urself....Ashame of going out with Anniston or about to ditch her..
zieziemie says:
She is too OLD for him....It won't last...
hoolio says:
mmPWzW hi! hooli?