Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag recently hung out with the ever charismatic Audrina Patridge at the Heroes Celebrity Carnival benefiting the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation. Kidding, of course. Sorry Barney.
Poor Barney here is a dinosaur sandwich trapped in between two pieces of idiot. I'm pretty sure that Barney, although friendly, is a Tyrannosaurus Rex and really could have made himself into a national hero by eating these two whole.
Or there is the possibility that he already tried and vomited these two right back up. Luckily for them, I'm already getting plenty distracted by Rumer Willis, whose ensemble is confusing. Is looking like an old lady what the kids consider to be "hot" these days? If that's the case, then my pajamas are totally hot by accident.
Photos: Getty Images
Many more photos from the carnival after the jump.
(Seth Green, Robin Williams, Marcia Cross, Khloe Kardashian, Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port, Lo Bosworth, Denise Richards, Nigel Barkerat, Zachary Quinto)
jeffro says:
Let's see:
-All 3 are completely fake.
-All 3 can't ever seem to be photographed with their mouth closed.
-All 3 have ZERO talent.
-All 3 have huge heads and big jaws.
-Nobody can stand any of them.
I smell a new reality show.
hollywudbabylon says:
When I saw the thumbnail of Rumor Willis, the words, "What is that?!", escaped from my lips.
Danny says:
Can't someone cast them in a snuff film?
just me says:
Why don't the photogs just quit taking pictures of these two imbeciles? I would rather know what Barney is doing rather than these two publicity hounds.
stolidog says:
well, gee, David A. doesn't look gay in that picture, not at all.
babylove says:
Hey! Why is Bruce Willis in drag?