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Lionel Richie won a TV Land Icon award over the weekend. I have no idea what that means in this case. For his videos? TV Land is weird. Anyway, he says one of his greatest triumphs was adopting and getting through raising Nicole Richie. Because you know she was a straight-up pain in the nuts.
"Forget about surviving 40 years in the music business. Just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie has been a struggle-and-a-half, I want to tell you," Lionel kidded. "I stand here as a survivor, I want you to know, for all the parents out there.''
Nicole had a problem with heroin, got arrested for DUI, served a short jail sentence, and then gave herself an image makeover by squirting out a kid. Oh, and the worst part for Lionel - she hung out with Paris Hilton and even did a show with her. Ugh. Lionel must have looked into seeing if he could return her to his drummer that gave her up.
Lionel says it's a whole new household at Nicole's place, with baby Harlow and babydaddy Joel Madden.
"She went from, 'Dad, I don't care. Whatever you say.' to 'Wash your hands, dad.' and 'Be quiet, dad,' " he says. "It's a whole new sound of the house."
Don't let that skeeze boss you around. She is not the Angel of Calcutta just because she got knocked up and kept it. Remind her that it was you who bailed her out all that time. You're 58 and you've been through the wars and back. Just show her that badass video for "Dancing On The Ceiling." She'll know her place then.
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Pepper says:
Personally, I like Lionel Richie-very talented guy. I'm sure he has ways to deal with his home stresses. He looks good so he must work out and eat right. Maybe he even drinks Purple like Dave Matthews Band.
Munk says:
nah, he smokes weed to stay healthy and relaxed....8D
Bleecker says:
J. Harvey, you know I love you, but please PLEASE don't use the words "squirting" or "popping" to talk about childbirth. I am not a mother, can't really stand kids, but I am a woman, and terms like that repulse me. You are too sly to use disgusting terms like that. Plus, it's been done before. Do what you're good at: come up with your own clever yet hilarious verb to talk about having a baby.
b.SL says:
I love Nicole RIchie, and I think she's adorable & charming. (Shut up, I know. But if anyone watched "The Simple Life" (SHUT UP, I KNOW) Nicole would do the most horrible things and then charm her way out of them, and all the country ppl would be all "They're lovely girls, just misguided."
Anyhoo, she's been looking kinda cute these days.