Nice work, David Spade. You knocked up your 22-year-old ex-girlfriend. You must be THRILLED. Jillian Grace is an ex-Playboy Playmate and she is reportedly knocked up with Spade's baby and due this summer.
Spade has inexplicably worked his way through every availble D-list trim in Hollywood, so it was inevitable he'd sire a short, floppy-haired droll baby.
He's not admitting he's the daddy, but he's not denying it either.
"If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility," he says. Get your Tommy Boy/Just Shoot Me dollars out, because you are so very busted. This skeeze is going to take you to the boards and back. You might even have to go get a job to afford the golden pregnant lady Crocs this chick will want to wear.
Spade admits that he had a relationship with Jillian, and the two are reportedly trying to figure out the child support arrangement before the baby births this summer.
He's going to be the oldest floppy-haired sarcastic wispy father at the Hollywood High graduation ceremony.
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