Elizabeth Hurley Salutes You

British model/actress/gold digger Elizabeth Hurley is still best pals with her famous ex, actor Hugh Grant. She says they often talk about how many children they would have had by now if they had stayed together. Didn't they split up because he couldn't keep it in his pants and hired a prosty? Is she alive? I know it was back in the day, but I think we needed a Divine Brown reality show. She really could have led the way. Way hotter than Tila Tequila.

"Sometimes Hugh and I can get morbid and say we could have had five children by now, because we were together since we were 21," she says.

Liz is currently married to Indian businessman Arun Nayar.  She says that her six-year-old son Damien, from her relationship with producer Stephen Bing, calls Nayar "Daddy." Damien might be a little confused. Despite breaking up in 2000, Hugh Grant is apparently always around.

"If I'm alone with Hugh, Arun and Damian, I can turn off my cell phone... no-one else really matters," she says.

Now that's very 2008 of them. The kid's dad is out of the picture, and Mom's married to one guy but still hanging with the guy she used to mess with for 13 years. It sounds like a sitcom, My Two Sperm Donors. Or maybe it could be a Hugh Grant movie that would rival Notting Hill! God, I love that movie. Horses & Hounds magazine!

Hugh  recently broke up with his model girlfriend Jemima Kahn. Liz says that she would love to have another baby, but is currently not pregnant. Sounds like Arun is going to need the DNA lab on speed dial in the immediate future.