Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee have been reunited.
You might have noticed officials in Hazmat suits wandering around Los
Angles, urging people to abandon their cars and homes and make for
higher ground. I'm no biology major but when people teeming with
disease keep banging each other, doesn't that create new, more virulent
strains that will eventually go airbourne?
Tommy Lee says that Pam, whose most recent marriage was to Paris Hilton porn purveyor Rick Saloman, has moved back in with him.
"Pamela and the kids have moved in with me," said Lee. "It's awesome, man. It's definitely working. You can tell on the kids' faces -- they're happy when we're together."
That isn't happiness on their faces, that's resignation and probably a little disgust. Pam and Tommy have two sons together, Brandon and Dylan.
The on-again, off-again skank parents have both had multiple affairs (and in Pam's case, marriages) during their downtime from each other. Pam was not only married to Rick Saloman, she also previously married trailer park Jesus-figure Kid Rock in multiple wedding ceremonies around the globe in 2006. She divorced his ass, as well.
It always strikes me as funny when people are all "gays getting married ruins the sanctity of marriage" and yet, this bitch has about three seconds to fit her big plastic titties into an ivory halter top and grab some plastic flowers between her multiple weddings. It's like buying a pack of chewing gum for her. The California legislature must have finally given her the fish-eye and been like "ya know....uh, we really can't deny the gays anymore when she's running around like that..."
Tommy Lee says that Pam, whose most recent marriage was to Paris Hilton porn purveyor Rick Saloman, has moved back in with him.
"Pamela and the kids have moved in with me," said Lee. "It's awesome, man. It's definitely working. You can tell on the kids' faces -- they're happy when we're together."
That isn't happiness on their faces, that's resignation and probably a little disgust. Pam and Tommy have two sons together, Brandon and Dylan.
The on-again, off-again skank parents have both had multiple affairs (and in Pam's case, marriages) during their downtime from each other. Pam was not only married to Rick Saloman, she also previously married trailer park Jesus-figure Kid Rock in multiple wedding ceremonies around the globe in 2006. She divorced his ass, as well.
It always strikes me as funny when people are all "gays getting married ruins the sanctity of marriage" and yet, this bitch has about three seconds to fit her big plastic titties into an ivory halter top and grab some plastic flowers between her multiple weddings. It's like buying a pack of chewing gum for her. The California legislature must have finally given her the fish-eye and been like "ya know....uh, we really can't deny the gays anymore when she's running around like that..."
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T-Bone says:
The good news in all of this??? They're actually thinking about the children!!! Now that's something to celebrate.
green cardigan says:
I missed the part where she divorced the Salmon guy. Or did she ? Maybe she just can't be bothered with all that now.
It just gets in the way of the parrrtttayyyy !
I give them till the end of the summer. That should be enough time to film the reality show ,and by then they'll both be bored rigid and looking for pastures new to spread the hep.
and i agree JH, there is no justice when a pair like these two can make a complete joke of marriage and a regular committed homosexual couple can't even get their situation recognised legally.
peachpie says:
agreed T-Bone. and green.... are you having a big party this weekend?? do tell! and will their be photos on monday a.m. to accompany my morning java?? w00t!
veisner says:
Ugh. I heard about this on celebrityprayerlist.com. They need to give it up. Love the new site design guys!
SweetSoprano says:
J, I couldn't have said it better myself. Bravo on the new layout.
But I can't leave without saying this: You guys really think this is good for the kids? Just because mommy and daddy are back together for a few months and then they'll break up? Just look at their track record and tell me that's a safe environment to raise children. If anything, I feel sorry for those kids.
SweetSoprano says:
Oh and you know something is wrong down there when you can get camel toe even when you're wearing a dress...gross
Jeanie says:
Thanks for the comment about the sanctity of marriage. When I was much, much younger and still under the influence of my parents and their church I used to be opposed to gay marriage. But after living in Sacramento's "Lavendar District" for so many years and meeting so many awesome gay couples who have been together longer than my divorced and remarried parents I now think - what the hell, let them give it ago. Straight people HAVE made a mockery of the institution of marriage. I know this post was about Pam and Tommy, but I've been really wanting to say that now that California has legalized gay marriage and some folks are freaking out about it.
Green Is Good says:
Tommy better watch his wallet, 'cause that's all Pammy is interested in.
iggy says:
Sick whore will do anything to get her name in the papers. She is only doing this for publicity and attention. She obviously couldn't care less about her children. She pretends to be good mother yet she introduces new men into their lives every 6 months. Poor kids. She's a mess. And the way she dresses is simply embarrassing!!
Blech! says:
I agree with you, SweetSoprano! I thought the exact same thing. In a few months those "smiles" Tommy is gushing about will be tears when they move on to another train wreck relationship.
I would really love to see more people STOP thinking about themselves and how they can continue on their destructive "its all about me!" behavior and actually remember they have impressionable kids who need a stable environment to grow in BEFORE they become a burden on society and we have to pay for therapy while they are in lock-up!
ELAINE LANCASTER says:
I know how jaded & disconnected people are who read these site, but since the person who operates this site I actually adore. Let me tell you something before you draw any conclusions. Pamela Anderson is one of the sweetest, kindest, most generous people you would ever want to know. All the celebrity stuff aside, this woman is good to the core. I have been friendly with her for almost 10 years through PETA. I never ever ask my high profile friends for ANYTHING. I am on the board of a charity which benefits at risk youth. We were talking one day & she said to me...."Whatever I can do please let me know." The following year came around & I ask her if she could donate something? She said when is it? The said I would love to come if you want me to. She came & not only donated her time...she also donated personally $ 100,000.00 to the school out of her own pocket & asked not to reveal it. That is what it is all about. I also know that Tommy Lee is the LOVE of her life & I hope they find the joy & love that has always been there. Best Wishes my loves, Elaine
ELAINE LANCASTER says:
I know how jaded & disconnected people are who read these site, but since the person who operates this site I actually adore. Let me tell you something before you draw any conclusions. Pamela Anderson is one of the sweetest, kindest, most generous people you would ever want to know. All the celebrity stuff aside, this woman is good to the core. I have been friendly with her for almost 10 years through PETA. I never ever ask my high profile friends for ANYTHING. I am on the board of a charity which benefits at risk youth. We were talking one day & she said to me...."Whatever I can do please let me know." The following year came around & I ask her if she could donate something? She said when is it? The said I would love to come if you want me to. She came & not only donated her time...she also donated personally $ 100,000.00 to the school out of her own pocket & asked not to reveal it. That is what it is all about. I also know that Tommy Lee is the LOVE of her life & I hope they find the joy & love that has always been there. Best Wishes my loves, Elaine
brian says:
HEY GREEN IS GOOD......Pamela was the producer of her own show VIP....she has 100's of millions of dollars much more than Tommy has....If anyone should watch their wallet it's her. F**K off you ignorant fool..... .crawl back in your tailor.
Lisa Mejia says:
Don't you haters have a life of your own? You people sound like a bunch of bitter old senior citizens. Live and let live. Whether it is for the children, the sex, the money or even if they are just old friends who enjoy being around their kids together. What's it to you? Worry about your own lives and your own body parts. I am sure there are plenty of 40 year old broads who would love to have a camel toe if they could look like that!
Peace!