Angelina Jolie tells MTV News that there is no one she would rather roll around the floor with then her manpurse, Brad Pitt. Oh, and she's hot for sniper rifles. I know this is old hat, but I will admit she's pretty porny when she's not pregnant and wielding a firearm.
In an interview to shill her new flick Wanted, Jolie was asked whether she would rather roll around with co-star James McAvoy or her dude Brad Pitt. That's a really stupid question. Uh, Mr. Tumnus? I'd rather do the goat man from Narnia, yeah. Good Lord. Some of these interviewers are dumb as rocks.
"Well, you know Brad was ... [Laughs] I'll always prefer rolling around on the floor with him than any other man. You know, in general," she says. I apologize for that, Angie.
The overheated interview seconded my view that "there is no one sexier with a gun than Angelina Jolie" and Jolie replied "Wow. I'll take it. I like it." Well, "gun" is a lot sexier than "brood of orphans" or "gigantic belly bursting with life."
Jolie once again mentioned her gun fetish.
"I mean, obviously, there's a part of me that takes the world of violence and death very seriously," she said. "However, when it comes to protection or when it comes to just the skill of shooting ... I've gone to the range with sniper rifles and things like that. Brad and I both like it a lot. That is something we have in common," she said.
Those kids are going to end up finding the weaponry and taking France hostage so that they can get back their English-language cartoons. I hope these two are locking their shit up.
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green cardigan says:
So what, she's up on the roof of her castle in France with the camo paint on her face and a gun between the turrets, trained on the entrance, waiting for an invasion by the French paparazzi ?
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Snow Pie says:
She's not pregnant. That's what she looks like when she eats. Normally she starves herself.
She's fat. A big porker. She seems to be An AIPAC Tool (AAT).
Why is it that Israel can put spies in all American congressmen's offices (except Ari Emmanuel's brother Rham because they were born Israeli tools) and yet, no other nations on Earth can put their lobby/spies in our congressmens' offices so that they can read my letters?
I want to know why, when I write my congressJew to tell her that I want her to stop the genocide of Semites in Iraq and Palestine, she doesn't have Rham call Ari to make Jolie say on Barbara Walters' Jews' View show, "This war is genocide perpetrated by Israeli spy agents working out of the American government where Jews bribe and threaten to ruin a non-Tool's career in order to keep the semite blood flowing down the Euphrates and Tigris Rivers." Why doesn't she just come out and admit what the big idea really is and say, "The idea is like this, the idea is about Babylon. You know, Babylon means material wealth and sensuality. They weren't humping on dirty floors in Babylon. They were doing it on satin sheets on beds made of gold with attendants fanning them so they were comfortable doing it. Those images of lovers being fed grapes post coitus, that's Babylonian. Jews hate that stuff. They are envious. They've been really really pissed about Semitic wealth that didn't belong to Jews. Now, it's become an incurable disease so bad that, if you so much as one more hair on your head then a Jew, the Jew will wholly discredit hair as inferior. They'll call you racially deficient for having one more hair on your head then they have. If you have a better face the Jew will call you a whore. Whatever you have that is Babylonian the Jews will discredit as a racially or religiously inferior quality. So, if your pen is prettier, the Jew will kill you to rob you of your pen out of sheer jealousy. You know, when the Jew walked into Babylon after having been taken prisoner for killing babies to please and honor an invisible skyman they saw that Babylonians had created a magnificent empire while Jews had only built small temples that they buried murdered infants stuffed into jars (in a preservative called infant marmalade) under. They also buried under their temples the penises that Jews cut off of non-Jews in order to gain political privileges. You know. So when they saw Babylonians actually living well Jews went nuts and they have never really recovered. It's like their souls were swallowed by a black hole and there's no light left in their bodies, only death. Now, they want to murder everyone and steal all of the wealth in the world and horde it for themselves. It's classic overcompensation. They have a permanent poverty mentality now. It's all due to jealousy. They will never recover, their so-called religion only makes them more neurotic about wealth in general. Anytime you see a race war, a Jew is behind it, Pitting people against one another to hide the fact that a Jew is robbing two nations blind - it's all about the money. Yahwey is a smoke screen. You know, there are 9/11 parallels in that. Shock and awe, man. Babylon really messed the Jews up. It wasn't going to prison for crimes against humanity that ticked off the Jew, it was the incredible wealth the semitic Babylonian created that caused their brains to implode like a supernova. They'll never recover. It's an incurable disease. Where was I, oh yeah, I love doing it on dirty floors, it's so anti-Babylonian. I love it. Iraq is not a religious war, it's all about revenge and humiliating people that Jews once revered. Jews want to claim superiority and in order to do that they have to erase the truly superior people, Iraqis. You know, Saddam knew things, he wasn't like all cheer-leading for invisible men and stuff, he was all about reality. Jews are like, 'Oh look at the invisible man in the sky while I rob you and your nation to death.' This is why America is being robbed to death in every way imaginable, it feeds Jews via human sacrifice, they use our money to commit acts of genocide against the others." Why doesn't Ari Emmanuel put Jolie on Larry King, the Jews' View or any other of the Jew controlled media outlets so that she can babel about something that matters other than rug burns.?
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