The pregnant Camila Alves better get her hippy-dippy beach ass out on the trail of her babydaddy Matthew McConaughey's cheatin' self. He was spotted in a Nicaragua bar on June 6, getting his drink on and romancing the ladies.
Shirtless wonder McConaughey was down in San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua at a joint called the Iguna Bar, according to reports. He was probably down there trying to score some devil weed. He doesn't seem like the cocainya type to me. Unless he's out of smoke or Corona.
Witnesses say Kate Hudson's partner in bad comedies was competing for the lampshade award.
"He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old," says a witness who was at the bar. "He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around."
You NEVER go out to the barroom after drinking alone. Bad things happen. You end up with a nasty trick who insists on going for coffee the next morning, or a broken nose, or in jail! Trust me - if you drink alone, you bolt the door and keep it bolted. Speaking of that, where's my drink?
Matty was later spotted looking through a sewage ditch and complaining that he lost his flip-flops. That's what happens, you drink alone and go out and you end up in pee-pee and poo-poo! In South America! There can't be that much Purell near the sewage ditch outside the Iguana Bar.
McConaughey reportedly returned the next evening. His pregnant chick Camila Alves needs to get that baby money and get gone. He doesn't seem like the type to settle down and not trudge around sewer ditches looking for flip-flops ever.
Shirtless wonder McConaughey was down in San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua at a joint called the Iguna Bar, according to reports. He was probably down there trying to score some devil weed. He doesn't seem like the cocainya type to me. Unless he's out of smoke or Corona.
Witnesses say Kate Hudson's partner in bad comedies was competing for the lampshade award.
"He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old," says a witness who was at the bar. "He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around."
You NEVER go out to the barroom after drinking alone. Bad things happen. You end up with a nasty trick who insists on going for coffee the next morning, or a broken nose, or in jail! Trust me - if you drink alone, you bolt the door and keep it bolted. Speaking of that, where's my drink?
Matty was later spotted looking through a sewage ditch and complaining that he lost his flip-flops. That's what happens, you drink alone and go out and you end up in pee-pee and poo-poo! In South America! There can't be that much Purell near the sewage ditch outside the Iguana Bar.
McConaughey reportedly returned the next evening. His pregnant chick Camila Alves needs to get that baby money and get gone. He doesn't seem like the type to settle down and not trudge around sewer ditches looking for flip-flops ever.
green cardigan says:
Jaysus, what a prize this guy is. What age is he ? 40? Has he not spent enough years chasing the laaaydies and boozing it up like its end of term? scuffling around in a sewer looking for his flip flps? ah hello? what age are you?
He's a bit of a sad bastard really. Down in Nicaragua drinking on his own. He's probably a drunk. I hope his girlfriend realises what she's let herself in for, if she stays with him. I doubt he's suddenly going to sober up and stay home when the baby is born. That's what would happen in a Matty movie but not in Matty reality.
roxierox says:
Nicaragua is in Central America, not South America.
hot guy says:
She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site
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last week.
It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
Aoife says:
Oh - this is what happens when bongo brokeback tries to live up to what the industry is pressuring him to be. I feel bad for them all... the past, the present and the future.
ms_snarky says:
look, I get that he's all over the chicas. But am I the only person that gets a vibe that Matty likes an occasional at-bat with the other team?