Anne Hathaway dumped her totally shady boyfriend Raffaello Follieri just in time.
The Italian dirty rotten scoundrel just got busted for federal wire
fraud, conspiracy and money laundering charges. Oh, and this dude also
lied to investors that he had the Pope backing him. Jesus is going to
get this bitch!
Anne might not have escaped entirely unscathed as of yet. Court papers list her as the "girlfriend" and reports that she might have benefited from his illegal gain. Oh oh. Is she going to jail. She'll probably do ok seeing as she's supposedly a lesbian.
Shady is due in Manhattan Federal court on Tuesday, and the Feds say that he lied to an investor that he was CFO for the Vatican. HAH! People fell for that line and he was able to buy Catholic-owned properties in the US at a lower rate.
I'm totally going to get people to buy Mary Kay by saying I'm the Virgin Mary. I'll be driving that pink Cadillac in no time.
Anne might not have escaped entirely unscathed as of yet. Court papers list her as the "girlfriend" and reports that she might have benefited from his illegal gain. Oh oh. Is she going to jail. She'll probably do ok seeing as she's supposedly a lesbian.
Shady is due in Manhattan Federal court on Tuesday, and the Feds say that he lied to an investor that he was CFO for the Vatican. HAH! People fell for that line and he was able to buy Catholic-owned properties in the US at a lower rate.
I'm totally going to get people to buy Mary Kay by saying I'm the Virgin Mary. I'll be driving that pink Cadillac in no time.
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Zekers says:
J., the image of you driving a big ole' pink Caddy (convertible of course) has me laughing out loud...